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« on: May 04, 2016, 02:03:55 AM »

Movie lines that catch you by surprise and make you LOL?

From Near Dark:

"Then, I'm gonna knock your tonsils out your a$$hole."  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2016, 01:10:15 AM »

Keanu Reeves in Knock Knock:

"My EARS, my EARS!"

It's the new "My LEGS, my LEGS!" - Nicolas Cage, The Wicker Man (2006)
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« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2016, 12:49:57 AM »

"This party needs an autopsy"

- Lance Henriksen, Stung (2015)
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« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2016, 06:02:28 AM »

"I hate robot spiders!"

 - from THE LOST EMPIRE
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« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2016, 07:07:28 PM »

 "I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!" — Vampire's Kiss
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One monster with extra cheese, hold the plot.


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« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2016, 06:01:13 PM »

"Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark. Shark. Shark! Shaaark!" - Terror at Red Wolf Inn

I can't find a clip of just the bit, but Farmer Vincent screaming at the kids in the car from Motel Hell always makes me chuckle.
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2016, 11:28:23 PM »

"Drop that zero and get with the hero".
I'm sure we all know that one,
Also:
"hey you! You with the teeth!" - Be somebody Or be Somebody's Fool
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2016, 02:30:47 PM »

Pretty much the entire script of Goblin 2...

"A double-decker bologna sandwich!"
"Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!"
"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"

And many more classics.
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2016, 02:32:26 PM »

 all of Troll 2  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2016, 05:48:15 PM »

all of Troll 2  BounceGiggle

OMG that's what i meant, not Goblin 2. It's just that the movie SHOULD be called Goblin yet the viewer is trolled even with the title.
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« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2016, 08:28:58 AM »

"Where the hell  did you get those goddamn chickens?!?"

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« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2016, 09:48:42 AM »

"If brains were bird s**t, you'd have a clean cage." - Hard ticket to Hawaii
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2016, 09:44:32 PM »


"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to f**k a doorknob out there! "
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Oookaay...


« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2016, 07:15:45 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2016, 07:19:35 PM »

Haha!  I threw that **** before I walked in the room!

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