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Trevor
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« on: May 18, 2016, 04:32:56 AM »
Some of these make me go "Oy" but they're fun for the most part.

http://www.sapeople.com/2014/02/16/random-questions-about-south-africa-from-foreigners/

I was once asked by a client - I won't mention where he was from - if we had toilets in South Africa. My reply was "No, we just do our business in a bucket and chuck it out the window"  Wink
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« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2016, 11:18:35 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on May 18, 2016, 04:32:56 AM
Some of these make me go "Oy" but they're fun for the most part.

http://www.sapeople.com/2014/02/16/random-questions-about-south-africa-from-foreigners/

I was once asked by a client - I won't mention where he was from - if we had toilets in South Africa. My reply was "No, we just do our business in a bucket and chuck it out the window"  Wink



lol I think you should had told him.

We do out business in a bucket, then a topless woman would carry the bucket on her head. She would take the bucket to the middle of town and the whole tribe would dance around the bucket while a witch doctor sets the bucket in fire!

Then tell him how you make electricity from potato salad... Wink
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2016, 01:26:33 AM »
Quote from: Skull on May 18, 2016, 11:18:35 AM

lol I think you should had told him.

We do out business in a bucket, then a topless woman would carry the bucket on her head. She would take the bucket to the middle of town and the whole tribe would dance around the bucket while a witch doctor sets the bucket in fire!

I've actually seen that done  Wink Wink
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2016, 09:39:53 AM »
Quote from: Trevor on May 19, 2016, 01:26:33 AM
Quote from: Skull on May 18, 2016, 11:18:35 AM

lol I think you should had told him.

We do out business in a bucket, then a topless woman would carry the bucket on her head. She would take the bucket to the middle of town and the whole tribe would dance around the bucket while a witch doctor sets the bucket in fire!

I've actually seen that done  Wink Wink

Do you know that LA has a huge homeless problem and people are pooping in the middle of the streets. I think it would be awesome if the mayor would have topless women scoop up the poop in buckets and have them take it to the middle of the town so the witch doctor can burn it Wink Wink
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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2016, 06:23:24 PM »
Hey, Trevor, I have a question. What part of Africa is South Africa located in? I've always wondered.
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2016, 07:43:12 PM »
Quote from: ER on May 19, 2016, 06:23:24 PM
Hey, Trevor, I have a question. What part of Africa is South Africa located in? I've always wondered.

Oh, that's an easy one. It' so easy, even I can answer it.

South Africa is located in northern Africa. They only called it South Africa, because they wanted to confuse non-Africans.
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2016, 01:19:29 AM »
Quote from: ER on May 19, 2016, 06:23:24 PM
Hey, Trevor, I have a question. What part of Africa is South Africa located in? I've always wondered.

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I live here and I'm never quite sure  Wink
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2016, 09:21:17 AM »
Have conditions in Soweto improved since the 1990s?
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2016, 01:51:27 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 20, 2016, 09:21:17 AM
Have conditions in Soweto improved since the 1990s?

Yes, markedly improved and rightly so.  Smile
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