Utah Cops Arrest Dude Who Ran Naked With Bells Attached to His Private Parts

[sprite75]

One Kenneth Allen Beck of Utah was arrested after police responded to a report of a nekkid man near near the Diamond Fork Canyon running around with bells attached down there

A Utah man arrested yesterday for running around naked with bells attached to his genitals explained to police that his lewd display was done to prompt a reaction from witnesses.

According to cops, several underage witnesses described Beck’s naked gallivanting.

When deputies confronted Beck near the trailhead’s parking lot, he was dressed. However, Beck did not deny the accounts of the minors and said that he “just likes doing what witnesses described to see their reaction,” cops noted.

Seen above, Beck was cited for lewdness involving a child, a misdemeanor. Beck’s rap sheet includes a 2005 conviction for exposing himself to a restaurant employee while ordering food.

[BoyScoutKevin]

And forever on, "Jingle Bells" will now be known as "Jingle Balls."

What else can we expect from a man who in 2005 showed off the size of the wiener he wanted at Wiener Schnitzel.

[indianasmith]

What a ding-a-ling!!! 

[El Misfit]

We now know whom the bell toll for.

[Rev. Powell]

This is why they call Utah "the Florida of the mountain West."

[sprite75]

What a ding-a-ling!!! 

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