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Trevor
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« on: August 04, 2016, 07:42:31 AM »

I thought about this while waiting to vote* yesterday: I nominate myself as I would consider it an honor to be my country's President - even though I wasn't born in South Africa.

I love my country, I would die for it, too, I love it that much. Cheers



* At the polling station yesterday, a voter turned up with her dog. The election official saw the dog, smiled and asked the lady if her dog was registered to vote.  BounceGiggle

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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2016, 08:04:59 AM »

If I could I would give you my vote...  Thumbup

I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?


 Cheers
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2016, 08:09:16 AM »

If I could I would give you my vote...  Thumbup

I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?


 Cheers

Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls  Buggedout Buggedout
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone  Wink
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2016, 08:33:08 AM »

Who else is running, Trev?  You think you can take them?
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2016, 09:06:45 AM »

If I could I would give you my vote...  Thumbup

I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?


 Cheers

Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls  Buggedout Buggedout
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone  Wink
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.

I wonder how much would it cost for Free Undies for everyone in South Africa.


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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2016, 09:22:19 AM »


I love my country, I would die for it, too, I love it that much. Cheers


Careful, Trevor.  That's mighty "Nationalist" of you.  For some reason no sane person can figure out, that's BadThink in 2016.

But, for my part...Good on you.  We should all be proud to openly declare our love for our country.
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2016, 10:52:20 AM »

{removed irrelevant content posted to wrong thread...AGAIN}

Thanks, Trevor, for the similar thread titles!  Nicely done.   TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2016, 11:57:24 AM »

As to who should be South Africa's president, I'm sure they could do a lot worse than you, Trevor. Can non-native born citizens be president in S.A.?
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2016, 12:00:06 PM »

Trevor for president ---- undies for all!
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2016, 02:49:35 PM »

Dunno, if I could vote in South Africa, but if i could, you could probably bribe me with free cookies. 

(hint, hint)
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2016, 01:30:11 AM »

Who else is running, Trev?  You think you can take them?

Heck, I could take Usain Bolt  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2016, 01:31:43 AM »


I love my country, I would die for it, too, I love it that much. Cheers


Careful, Trevor.  That's mighty "Nationalist" of you.  For some reason no sane person can figure out, that's BadThink in 2016.

But, for my part...Good on you.  We should all be proud to openly declare our love for our country.

I always use a line from a famous South African film entitled Katrina where an activist says "I love my country: no one must want to burn it. "  Thumbup
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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2016, 01:34:09 AM »

As to who should be South Africa's president, I'm sure they could do a lot worse than you, Trevor.

They could do a lot better than me too  Wink


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Can non-native born citizens be president in S.A.?

I think our voting laws are pretty much the same as the UK in that you have to be the leader of the ruling party before you can be considered to be the Boss Man: I don't know if non born SA citizens can do this but my folks were born here, so  Smile
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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A Great Heart to stand me by.
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« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2016, 01:34:52 AM »

Trevor for president ---- undies for all!

Tighty whiteys for the guys, satin and lace for the ladies.  Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Trevor
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« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2016, 01:35:51 AM »

If I could I would give you my vote...  Thumbup

I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?


 Cheers



Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls  Buggedout Buggedout
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone  Wink
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.

I wonder how much would it cost for Free Undies for everyone in South Africa.

According to StatsSA (the Bureau of Statistics) there's 55.6 million of us: that's a lot of undies. Guess I'll have to raid the treasury.  Wink
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A Great Heart to stand me by.
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