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indianasmith
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« on: October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM »
Good grief, I thought I would never get here! LOL

So, when is the initiation ritual?  And do I need to bring a goat?  TeddyR
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Hi there!
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM »
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! Cheers
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2016, 12:54:38 AM »
Quote from: El Misfit on October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! Cheers



Is that beer?
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2016, 07:33:09 AM »
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ER
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM »
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.
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indianasmith
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2016, 08:41:54 PM »
Quote from: ER on October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.

Is Delphi on the coast?  I can devour all the Oracles and kill two birds with one stone!
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2016, 09:04:39 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 08:41:54 PM
Quote from: ER on October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.

Is Delphi on the coast?  I can devour all the Oracles and kill two birds with one stone!

No, Delphi is not on the coast. (I know that response isn't in the spirit of things, but I've actually been to Delphi and I can't let geography that bad slide!)
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2016, 10:10:37 PM »
Small | Large
 

 TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2016, 11:16:11 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
So, when is the initiation ritual?  And do I need to bring a goat?  TeddyR

Yeah, as they say in Mexico, You'll probably need some goat, as well as some rooster & parrot... BounceGiggle
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM »
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?

Or does that take a few days?   Question
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2016, 12:07:44 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?

Or does that take a few days?   Question
Only if you are in Japan and see school girls.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2016, 03:46:12 AM »
Nothing happens-except you have a kid orgasm in yer sleep.Thats kinda cool. Ya know-when you were a little teen-and had a wet dream? Creamed yer jeans in yer sleep?That kinda thing!


Nothing happens. TeddyR
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2016, 07:10:40 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?

Or does that take a few days?   Question

Unfortunately,  the version of kraken you turned into mostly involves a name change. You are now to be known as Phil McKraken.

With sincere apologies,
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2016, 09:06:30 AM »
Quote from: El Misfit on October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! Cheers



I'm going to release it this Sunday... My friend/editor/co-writer said he should be done with my book HIM this Sunday.
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2016, 04:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 18, 2016, 10:10:37 PM
http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8 

 TeddyR


Congratulations, Indy! You have achieved something few people in this world have ever achieved. Now, what are you going to do next?

Which brings up the question: with a farting contest between a hippo and Trevor, who'd win? I just don't be downwind when it starts.
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