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Trevor
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« on: April 06, 2017, 05:14:58 AM »

This gave me a good chuckle yesterday: idiot teens in a small town accidentally disturb a Chinese demon named Guan Di who proceeds to lop off everyone's heads in sight.  Buggedout



Enter our 'hero' who thinks he's being celebrated for his birthday by getting kidnapped by this teen and thinks he is on the set of a really bad B movie.

Sample dialogue:

BC [to cinematographer] "Hey, don't fight me, light me."
Cinematographer: "Hey, bite me."

Jeff: "Are you ready, Bruce?"
BC: I made a movie in Bulgaria, I'm ready for anything.  TeddyR TeddyR

BC: Kid, you don't know fear. You've never worked with Sam Raimi."  BounceGiggle

Production assistant pees in a lemon water bottle off set and hands it to BC
"Here's your lemon water, Mr Campell."  Buggedout
BC: [sips] "Hey! This stuff is warm!"  Buggedout

BC: Where the heck did you get this Evil Dead shampoo?
Jeff: Uh, Bruce that's drain cleaner.  Buggedout
BC: That would explain the burning sensation.  BounceGiggle

Good fun.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2017, 05:46:03 AM by Trevor » Logged

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Chainsawmidget
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2017, 02:28:01 PM »

I think my favorite line was "hooch for the pooch!"

This was a fun movie. 
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Trevor
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2017, 01:30:47 AM »

I think my favorite line was "hooch for the pooch!"  Cheers

This was a fun movie. 

Good film: watched it again last night.

BC: [hands out deodorant to smelly fans]: "It's called deodorant. Look it up on your Internets."  TeddyR

One tough male townie to another: "You OK, honey?"  TeddyR
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