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sprite75
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« on: March 31, 2017, 10:31:18 PM »



If you need me I'll be in my Fortress of Balditude.
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El Misfit
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Hi there!


« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2017, 11:37:03 PM »

Primitive alien ape men uses their baldness to attract the female for breeding
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yeah no.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2017, 12:25:32 AM »

"OK, here's the concept - a Star Trek movie where Picard has a Romulan twin.  Wait, no, scratch that - even better, a Romulan CLONE!
Wait - whaddaya mean, it's been done??"
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2020, 03:21:20 PM »

And I’ll be reading Sonnets from that one human William Shakespeare
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« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2021, 10:26:06 PM »



I just need to go out in public like this.  Females of all species will be throwing themselves at me then.
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