Easter hams are important stuffAccording to a criminal complaint, Kareese Raven, 28, and Greg Serb, 52, quarreled Saturday afternoon in the kitchen of the home they share in Centre County.
Police responded to the residence following a 911 call about an “active domestic assault involving a knife.” Upon arriving at the couple’s home, a cop found the shirtless Serb bleeding from an assortment of wounds, including a small chest laceration and a “deep bleeding laceration on his left middle finger.”
Serb told a patrolman that he had argued with Raven “over how to cook a ham.” Serb said that as he was putting the ham in the oven, Raven, “for unknown reasons,” grabbed a large steak knife and “began swinging it at him.”
While Serb avoided being seriously cut, he said that Raven struck him in the head with a ceramic bowl (which caused injuries to his “face and nose area.”). Serb added that as he fled the couple’s home, Raven threw a “large ham and shoes at him.”