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Trevor
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« on: April 18, 2017, 04:16:39 AM »
My Mom's doctor is claiming the grand total of 32 cents - yes, 32 cents! - from me.

What to do?  Buggedout Wink Wink
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Alex
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« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2017, 06:20:37 AM »
Pay it by mail. but send them the bill for the stamp.
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« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2017, 07:45:53 AM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on April 18, 2017, 06:20:37 AM
Pay it by mail. but send them the bill for the stamp.

With the way our postal services are here, the doctors would charge me for the paper and ink too.  Wink
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Olivia Bauer
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2017, 10:49:58 AM »
I think you'll need to start a fund raiser.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2017, 11:21:54 AM »
Eh, tell them you're going to make a 10% deposit sometime within the next 90 days, then see if you can qualify for a 30 year payment plan on the rest...
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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2017, 01:00:28 PM »
Fake your death. It's the only sane solution.
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2017, 02:35:01 PM »
Ask if they can stretch the payments out to a couple of cents a month.
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Chainsawmidget
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2017, 10:35:23 PM »
Send them a gift card.
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Trevor
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« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2017, 01:10:25 AM »
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on April 18, 2017, 10:49:58 AM
I think you'll need to start a fund raiser.
 Lookingup

Gofundme here I come  Wink
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« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2017, 01:10:48 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 18, 2017, 11:21:54 AM
Eh, tell them you're going to make a 10% deposit sometime within the next 90 days, then see if you can qualify for a 30 year payment plan on the rest...

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Trevor
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« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2017, 01:11:41 AM »
Quote from: javakoala on April 18, 2017, 02:35:01 PM
Ask if they can stretch the payments out to a couple of cents a month.

Mom told me she would just go to their offices, hand them a 50c coin and say "Keep the change.|  Wink
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