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« on: May 05, 2017, 03:10:47 PM »



Sorry, just my shameless attempt to get good karma by posting about things everyone likes.
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2017, 03:30:35 PM »

Nice try! But - if it's tasteful, it's not porn.  And if it's porn, it's not tasteful!   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2017, 06:48:54 PM »

 Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad

where's my porn
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2017, 07:14:34 PM »

Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad

where's my porn


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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2017, 07:19:41 PM »

BAD KARMA! BAD! BAD! BAD!
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Hi there!


« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2017, 10:14:10 PM »

Nice try! But - if it's tasteful, it's not porn.  And if it's porn, it's not tasteful!   BounceGiggle

You sure about that?


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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2017, 10:18:04 PM »

I don't understand why that dessert has a syringe in it.
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Hi there!


« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2017, 10:30:45 PM »

I don't understand why that dessert has a syringe in it.
You don't inject your churro cones with caramel?
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2017, 07:30:00 AM »

Porn is only tasteful when it combines puppies, grandmas, sports and cookies. If it doesnt include at least 2 of those things it is not worth watching.
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2017, 10:15:54 AM »

Porn is only tasteful when it combines puppies, grandmas, sports and cookies. If it doesnt include at least 2 of those things it is not worth watching.

 Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2017, 07:03:59 PM »

dO pRAWNS HAVE pORN?
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« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2017, 02:13:11 AM »

Nice try! But - if it's tasteful, it's not porn.  And if it's porn, it's not tasteful!   BounceGiggle

 TeddyR TeddyR

The only largely tasteful adult film I have ever seen is this:

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« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2017, 02:14:22 AM »



Yikes  Wink
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« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2017, 07:41:33 AM »

I'm still waiting for my porn  Bluesad
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