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Who Would Win A Fight?

Started by ER, June 21, 2017, 10:36:56 PM

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Popeye after a can o' spinnich, or Darth Vader?

Martha Stewart on crack, or Hillary Clinton back in her Arkansas trailer-'ho bruisin' days?

Justin Timberlake, or an average teenage girl?

The Adam West Batman, or Indian Jones circa Temple of Doom?

The Pope as he is now, or Queen Elizabeth II five years ago?

Vladimir Putin, or Count Chocula?

James T. Kirk during the second season, or STNG Worf when he was depressed?

A run of the mill werewolf, or a samurai with a silver katana?

Barney from PBS, or Winnie the Pooh?

Lastly, a PMS-ing Madonna, around the time of Like A Virgin, after she'd sucked in two lines of Bolivian marching powder, or Large Marge, from Garbage Pail Kids? (I always suspected Marge was Madonna in twenty years, and now I know I was right.)

Any good matches I left out?

Yes, I seriously contemplate stuff like this when I am watching my husband play video games.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

indianasmith

1.  Darth Vader for sure.
2.  Martha Stewart.  Hillary always relied on hired goons.
3.  Most teenage girls, I think.
4.  INDY!!!!!
5.  Slight edge to the Pope.
6.  Putin would feed the Count poisoned cocoa pebbles the night before the match, and then publicly bemoan the death of his worthy and esteemed adversary.
7.  Kirk always whipped Klingon a$$.
8.  Samurai, hands down!
9.  Well, Barney is a therapod and therefore technically a carnivore. . .
10.  OK, I haven't seen Large Marge - the GPK were in between my two cartoon eras - but Madonna is Italian, so I'd bet on her.  Unlike Italian men, Italian women excel in hand to hand combat.

How about a steel cage death match between Captain Katherine Janeway and Wonder Woman?
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Trevor

Trevor swearing at cold-callers wins hands down.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

LilCerberus

Depends on who was on who's show...
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ER

Quote from: ER on June 21, 2017, 10:36:56 PM

Popeye after a can o' spinnich, or Darth Vader?

Martha Stewart on crack, or Hillary Clinton back in her Arkansas trailer-'ho bruisin' days?

Justin Timberlake, or an average teenage girl?

The Adam West Batman, or Indian Jones circa Temple of Doom?

The Pope as he is now, or Queen Elizabeth II five years ago?

Vladimir Putin, or Count Chocula?

James T. Kirk during the second season, or STNG Worf when he was depressed?

A run of the mill werewolf, or a samurai with a silver katana?

Barney from PBS, or Winnie the Pooh?

Lastly, a PMS-ing Madonna, around the time of Like A Virgin, after she'd sucked in two lines of Bolivian marching powder, or Large Marge, from Garbage Pail Kids? (I always suspected Marge was Madonna in twenty years, and now I know I was right.)

Any good matches I left out?

Yes, I seriously contemplate stuff like this when I am watching my husband play video games.

Popeye
Martha Stewart could take almost anyone
Trick question, Justin Timberlake IS a teenage girl
Batman, of course
Liz is a badass
The Count
Worf
Barney's a T-Rex, so...
Large Marge would've whopped her like a virgin, since she likely was one
All these are IMHO, of course.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

lester1/2jr

Isn't Putin a judo guy?

Putin vs Ronda Rousey

akiratubo

Quote from: ER on June 21, 2017, 10:36:56 PM

Popeye

Martha Stewart on crack

Justin Timberlake

Indian Jones circa Temple of Doom?

Queen Elizabeth II five years ago?

Vladimir Putin

STNG Worf when he was depressed?

a samurai with a silver katana?

Winnie the Pooh?

Large Marge, from Garbage Pail Kids? (I always suspected Marge was Madonna in twenty years, and now I know I was right.)

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

bob

Quote from: ER on June 21, 2017, 10:36:56 PM

Popeye after a can o' spinnich, or Darth Vader?

Vader

Martha Stewart on crack, or Hillary Clinton back in her Arkansas trailer-'ho bruisin' days?

Martha

Justin Timberlake, or an average teenage girl?

teenage girl

The Adam West Batman, or Indian Jones circa Temple of Doom?

Adam West with his anti- Indainia Jones spray

The Pope as he is now, or Queen Elizabeth II five years ago?

The Pope

Vladimir Putin, or Count Chocula?

Putin

James T. Kirk during the second season, or STNG Worf when he was depressed?

Kirk

A run of the mill werewolf, or a samurai with a silver katana?

samurai

Barney from PBS, or Winnie the Pooh?

Winnie

Lastly, a PMS-ing Madonna, around the time of Like A Virgin, after she'd sucked in two lines of Bolivian marching powder, or Large Marge, from Garbage Pail Kids? (I always suspected Marge was Madonna in twenty years, and now I know I was right.)

Madonna

Any good matches I left out?

Yes, I seriously contemplate stuff like this when I am watching my husband play video games.
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



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Leah

1) Darth Vader, since Spinach can't compete with a guy choking you without laying a hand on you.
2) Martha Stewart, since a) MS has more jail time than Hillary and 2) Hillary would break her wrist trying to form a fist
3) Depends on the girl
4) Indy, had it been Thomas Wayne as Batman then maybe that Batman
5) The Queen
6) The Queen would stab Vladimir with a poison dagger
7) Kirk
8) Samurai, since sword + flesh = death for the werewolf
9) Winnie, Barney would be arrested for being a creep around children
10) Lady Gaga comes out as player 3, beats the s**t out of Madonna and Large Marge

Bigfoot vs The Abominable Snow Man
yeah no.

AoTFan

Quote from: ER on June 21, 2017, 10:36:56 PM

Lastly, a PMS-ing Madonna, around the time of Like A Virgin, after she'd sucked in two lines of Bolivian marching powder, or Large Marge, from Garbage Pail Kids? (I always suspected Marge was Madonna in twenty years, and now I know I was right.)

In case you want a visual reference.



ER

In 1977, Louie DePalma, or Frank Reynolds?
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Chainsawmidget

Popeye after a can o' spinnich, or Darth Vader?
Popeye once punched out and then drowned lighting.  He's hit an alligator so hard it turned into a store selling alligator luggage.  You don't mess with Poepeye. 


Martha Stewart on crack, or Hillary Clinton back in her Arkansas trailer-'ho bruisin' days?
I'm hoping for a double K.O. 


Justin Timberlake, or an average teenage girl?
The girl. 


The Adam West Batman, or Indian Jones circa Temple of Doom?
West, but it would be a good fight. 

The Pope as he is now, or Queen Elizabeth II five years ago?
No idea. 

Vladimir Putin, or Count Chocula?
Never mess with a vampire on a permanent sugar high. 

James T. Kirk during the second season, or STNG Worf when he was depressed?
If you have to ask who would win between Kirk and (insert Trek character here) the answer is almost always Kirk. 

A run of the mill werewolf, or a samurai with a silver katana?
Lon Chaney style would loose but Howling style would win. 

Barney from PBS, or Winnie the Pooh?
Barney, but that's mostly due to size.

Lastly, a PMS-ing Madonna, around the time of Like A Virgin, after she'd sucked in two lines of Bolivian marching powder, or Large Marge, from Garbage Pail Kids? (I always suspected Marge was Madonna in twenty years, and now I know I was right.)
Madonna.  Marge seems to big to be able to fight back that well.