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« on: June 03, 2017, 09:47:10 PM »
Well, was it?
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2017, 10:24:52 PM »
Yes..yes it was  Thumbup
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2017, 11:18:01 PM »
No.  The guy puckered and stuck his tongue out at the same time and then went at me.  I remember thinking how horrible it was that I'd have to deal with that for the rest of my life if I ever wanted to kiss anyone ever again.
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2017, 11:13:44 AM »
So good that I've spent the rest of my life searching in vain for that feeling again.
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2017, 12:32:27 PM »
First time I saw KISS was in Tulsa, OK, when I was...what?

Oh. Oops.

Sorry. I misread the title. I'll just show myself out.
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2017, 01:23:16 PM »
     In a word, yes.... it was 1973, I was seventeen, and I was hanging out with some friends, one of whom was a big-boned, strawberry blonde babe named Debbie Booth. We were at this guy's apartment, just sittin' around listening to music.  Debbie went into the bedroom, was in there for about five minutes, then she came out, walked over to where I was sitting, and motioned for me to stand up. I did, and she came closer, wrapped her arms around my neck, and proceeded to swab my tonsils with her tongue.

      I think I went completely test-pattern for a while.
Dunno why she did it....don't care....would you?
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« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2017, 03:22:07 PM »
Well, I married the one who gave it to me, if that tells you anything!  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2017, 04:00:03 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on June 12, 2017, 03:22:07 PM
Well, I married the one who gave it to me, if that tells you anything!  TeddyR

Oh, come on, Indy. You know you were lost in love the first time you asked her to the semi-annual Texas International Tractor Pull, and she said, "Go where and do what?"
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« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2017, 10:40:01 PM »
Actually, we met in second grade, she used to chase me down on the playground and kick me in the shins! 
So one day I got tired of it and started chasing her.  When I caught her, she said that I couldn't kick her because she was a girl.
So I devised the most fiendish and diabolical alternative punishment I could think of - and told her she had to become my girlfriend.
The rest, as they say, is history!   TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2017, 10:48:25 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on June 12, 2017, 10:40:01 PM
Actually, we met in second grade, she used to chase me down on the playground and kick me in the shins! 
So one day I got tired of it and started chasing her.  When I caught her, she said that I couldn't kick her because she was a girl.
So I devised the most fiendish and diabolical alternative punishment I could think of - and told her she had to become my girlfriend.
The rest, as they say, is history!   TeddyR

You are a lucky man, Indy.   Cheers
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2017, 04:44:35 AM »
Quote from: javakoala on June 12, 2017, 04:00:03 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on June 12, 2017, 03:22:07 PM
Well, I married the one who gave it to me, if that tells you anything!  TeddyR

Oh, come on, Indy. You know you were lost in love the first time you asked her to the semi-annual Texas International Tractor Pull, and she said, "Go where and do what?"

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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2017, 09:55:42 AM »
I was in 7th grade and she was in 6th grade. She kinda went nuts after losing student government.
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