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« on: June 09, 2017, 10:28:15 AM »

Someone just sent me these.


For $10,000.00, would you:

1. Be willing to get a facial tattoo?
2. Shoot heroin, under clinical conditions?
3. Become a Mormon?
4. Eat a human tongue?
5. Ask your mother out on a romantic date?

(1. No..... 2. No.... 3. No....well, wait, for how long?  4. Yeah, sure, wouldn't kill me.... 5. Yeah, why not?)


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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2017, 11:16:35 AM »

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. No. (I don't think it's possible for me to "become" a Mormon).
4. No.
5. Depends... I mean, do I have to buy her a bouquet of Depends?
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2017, 11:25:56 AM »

1.  No.  Unlike true love, tattoos are forever.
2.  Possibly.
3.  No, I like my boxer briefs too much. (Temple Garment joke)
4.  As long as it was no one I know.
5.  I'd go out with your mother free of charge.   TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2017, 11:48:51 AM »

No.
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2017, 12:39:58 PM »

1.  No.  Unlike true love, tattoos are forever.

Dude....

(And that was funny about my mom.)
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2017, 01:42:32 PM »

No to all except #5 but my mom passed away some years ago.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2017, 02:51:24 PM »

1.  No.  Unlike true love, tattoos are forever.

Not quite true. Both can be eliminated with a carefully-placed laser.  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2017, 04:58:55 PM »

1.  No.  Unlike true love, tattoos are forever.

Not quite true. Both can be eliminated with a carefully-placed laser.  TeddyR

OK, you made me laugh.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2017, 07:27:45 PM »

1.  No.  Unlike true love, tattoos are forever.

Not quite true. Both can be eliminated with a carefully-placed laser.  TeddyR

OK, you made me laugh.

 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2017, 08:17:01 PM »

By the way, feel free to add questions to this thread....
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2017, 11:57:09 PM »

1. Oh HELL no!
2. very likely
3. I'm already a moron; why become one twice?
4. If it was properly prepared and cooked...and wasn't from anyone I know or knew.
5. Probably not, even if she was alive. I mean, if I told her why, she'd just want half of the money. She was practical like that.

To add to that list of questions:

6.  Allow yourself to be shot with a .45 in a non-crippling, non-lethal location on your body, and under medical observation?
7.  Profoundly insult every adult you meet in a regular 24 hours, and you cannot explain the reason until two days AFTER the 24 hours are up?
8.  Give up access to any technology created after 1965 for six months, and that does include medicine/medical procedures?

See if any of those are worthy of being added, ER.
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2017, 12:09:01 AM »

No
No
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No
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2017, 07:10:54 AM »

6.  For $10,000?  No.  $10,000,000, absolutely.
7.  Nah.  I don't relish getting punched in the face by strangers.
8.  Again, for $10,000, no.  But maybe for $10,000,000.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2017, 08:28:49 AM »

1. yes. As long as its something that gives me some street cred. gucci!
2. yes. If I could document it and re-enact scenes from trainspotting.
3. yes. golden underwear appeals to me very much.
4. yes. Ive eaten plenty of tongue tacos in my life.
5. Yes. Get paid for this? c'mon, thats a no-brainer.
6. No.   A .45 is a large round, it will cripple you no matter where it hits you. eccept maybe your pinky, and I like my pinky!
7. No.  Been there done that. Ill need more than $10,000 for hospital bills and/or bail.
8. yes. Done it before.
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2017, 09:22:08 AM »

Just so people don't think I sit around and think of weird stuff (I do actually), let me explain that the source for number 6 came from this short film, in two parts on Youtube. An interesting film that takes the concept of body art to an unusual level.

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