I hope she never leaves!
Don't worry, Paquita; she won't. We had her chipped in case she ever decides to cut and run. But don't tell her.
Oops. Well, s**t.
I'll just show myself out.
Chipped, huh? lol
Yes, indeed.
Just a suggestion: if you have a full body MRI, you'll find out, in rather gruesome manner, where the chip is located. Don't blame me; it was Trevor's idea.