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« on: July 03, 2017, 04:58:51 AM »

Java is a cool cat; one of our old hands who always has an opinion about bad movies, Sprite's cats, my hairdo, and other topics of great relevance.
Hats off to our favorite caffeinated marsupial!  Cheers
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2017, 05:13:59 AM »

Java is a cool cat; one of our old hands who always has an opinion about bad movies, Sprite's cats, my hairdo, and other topics of great relevance.
Hats off to our favorite caffeinated marsupial!  Cheers

Brother Java: major hugs  Cheers
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2017, 06:19:04 AM »

Java is a good'un.  He's the kind of guy who has helped make the heart of this forum.   Cheers
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2017, 09:00:22 AM »

Java has some deranged visions. He's an old school bad movie lover with a great sense of humor.
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2017, 12:43:21 PM »

Well, gosh, thanks, everyone.

I'm actually more of a vague member as I have showed up, left, showed up again, lurked, left, came back, left again, and back again. I waffle so much that Bill Clinton worships me, and calls me General Carbohydratus Wafflerson, The Second Of Hashbrownus.

Hey, applause for anyone who posts on this thread, unless your applause button is disabled.
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« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2017, 01:40:51 PM »

Javakoala has a great sense of humor. 
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2017, 06:15:21 PM »

If only he would join the joy and wonder that is the world of SUCKER PUNCH.  TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2017, 04:47:00 AM »

If only he would join the joy and wonder that is the world of SUCKER PUNCH.  TeddyR

Umm, Indy, that's never gonna happen. Sorry, my friend, but you keep dreamin' them impossible dreams.  TongueOut   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle  Cheers
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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2017, 04:51:49 AM »

If only he would join the joy and wonder that is the world of SUCKER PUNCH.  TeddyR

Umm, Indy, that's never gonna happen. Sorry, my friend, but you keep dreamin' them impossible dreams.  TongueOut   BounceGiggle BounceGiggle  Cheers

 TeddyR TeddyR

Sucker Punch is still on my list of 'must see' films.  Smile
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« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2017, 08:58:42 AM »

Deepest appreciation to one of my favorite Bad Movie-ites! I always read your posts and comments, and they often put a smile on my face. You are to BMDO coolness what Stalin was to mass murder!
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« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2017, 11:52:23 AM »

Deepest appreciation to one of my favorite Bad Movie-ites! I always read your posts and comments, and they often put a smile on my face. You are to BMDO coolness what Stalin was to mass murder!

He DID have a better record than Hitler, but Hitler always gets the headlines. Never understood that.

Thank you, ER. That means something extra coming from you, because you, much like Catholic Church, are shrouded in mysteries upon mysteries. Gotta respect anyone who can keep that dance of veils going, but I think The Church has a few years on you.  TeddyR
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2017, 10:34:00 PM »

A greater beard I have never known.

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« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2017, 09:18:00 AM »

A greater beard I have never known.



You must not have bearded hipsters in your area. Their beards are lovely. Too bad they are attached to hipsters.
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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2017, 12:21:40 PM »

all hail our resident koala who likes coffee  Cheers
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