Oh, man, what is it about Florida that seems to generate all these headlines?
After having read Florida newspapers for over 5 years while working for a press clipping service, I can honestly say that Florida is "a wretched hive of scum and villainy". It embodies everything insane about America. It is not a good place. I personally will never go there. What I fear is that the rest of the country is slipping into the same state of crazy.
Yes, I am being serious.