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« on: October 10, 2017, 04:11:28 PM »

A Pennsylvania woman is in trouble now for doing some down there damage to her husband;

Today’s “Ow! My Balls!” dispatch come from Lititz, Pennsylvania, where a newlywed stands accused of leaving her husband with “puncture marks and scratch marks” on his genitals following a 1:45 AM confrontation inside the couple’s shower.

Abigail Geiger, 22, was booked Thursday on a misdemeanor assault charge in connection with the alleged September 19 attack on her husband David. The Geigers, married since February, are parents to a four-month-old daughter.

Responding to a report of a domestic disturbance involving “screaming and banging,” police arrived at the Geiger residence and encountered Abigail, who said she had argued in the shower with her husband (who was en route to the hospital).

As alleged in a probable cause affidavit, David “received puncture marks and scratch marks to his genitals” as a result of Abigail “grabbing his genitals in an effort to stop him from leaving the shower.”

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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2017, 09:50:21 PM »

Puncture marks? Buggedout  Buggedout

I hope David doesn't ask to borrow my bicycle tyre repair kit  Wink

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« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2017, 05:21:11 PM »

What's the problem?

The couple was only recreating that scene with the boy scout and the lady of the manor from "Lair of the White Worm." (Review at this website.) Except, as they did not have a sunken tub, they were using the shower.
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