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« on: October 19, 2017, 07:55:49 AM »

http://www.getaway.co.za/wildlife/animal-stories/south-africans-guide-misguided-tourists/

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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2017, 08:30:00 AM »

Those are a hoot!

This one.....

“˜Why is everyone driving on the wrong side of the road?’ – Saskia Bok

....reminds me of the time I was walking back to where I was staying in England late at night, dead tired, and looked left (like Americans do) before crossing the street half asleep so I didn't think to look right, and I almost got hit by a car that way.

Say, why DO y'all drive on the wrong side of the road, anyway???
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2017, 08:32:45 AM »

Its all down to the side people jousted on apparantly.
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2017, 08:56:14 AM »

Say, why DO y'all drive on the wrong side of the road, anyway???

When I was learning to drive back in 1984, I tried to drive on the right, my Dad hit me upside the head and said "You'll add lots of excitement to your life if you drive on the right."  TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2017, 11:06:40 AM »

for some reason I thought this was an all purpose ask Trevor sully questions thread  BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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