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« on: January 18, 2018, 08:23:46 PM »

Florida man got into the good stuff

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William Rutger, a 61-year-old Tarpon Springs resident, first called 911 around 1:30 AM Tuesday and told a police operator that his spouse was an arachnid. Rutger added that he wanted her involuntarily admitted for a mental examination per the state’s Baker Act.

Rutger, seen at right, was slurring his words and appeared intoxicated, according to a responding patrolman. Officer Jacob Miller explained to Rutger--who was not expressing “coherent thoughts”--that the 911 system was for emergencies only. Miller did not arrest Rutger.

Shortly after 3 AM, when Rutger again dialed 911 to say that his wife was a black widow spider, Miller returned to Rutger’s residence and placed him in handcuffs.

Rutger is a retired lawyer and the author of “The Alcoholic’s Guide to Adventure,” a 2009 autobiography that is described on Amazon as a “lighthearted jaunt into the sublime world of drunken decadence.”
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2018, 10:13:01 PM »

Maybe she IS a spider!

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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2018, 12:11:15 AM »

That is too funny! 

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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2018, 06:40:32 AM »

It's my doppelganger! He's escaped!
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2018, 04:40:46 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2018, 04:53:07 PM »

Time to put him back in his cage!

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2018, 09:15:08 PM »

Maybe she IS a spider!

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What movie is that from??
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