You know we love (to tease) you really.
I did a rather silly thing today. Jim offered to show me a video on his phone and I let curiosity got the better of me.
So, this video (and I promise you, this won’t be going the way you’d initially assume) featured two attractive and very naked women.
One is bent over and tied (well her legs seemed to be wrapped in cling film) securely to a metal 'A' frame with her bare bum sticking up in the air. The other woman has a conker, maybe an inch radius and with its spikey outer shell still on. And she also has a catapult that seems to be built into the floor and a couple of feet worth of elastic material attached.
She fires the spiked ball at the other womans butt eventually getting it to hit, well we will term it the ‘bullseye’ where it then sticks. This is then accompanied by (and not unexpectedly I have to say) some squeals and screams from the bound woman in no recognisably human language.
Welcome to my morning. How does your compare? I do have to say, out of all the video's I have heard Jim talking about, this one was comparitively tame.
Our old boss found out today that she is now our old boss and is now in a new post. She took it well I thought. Terry (the new boss), is a pretty chilled out guy who I’ve known for a few years so got no worries about working for him going ahead.
Kristi and Ash leave to head down to my mums tomorrow. What will I do all left alone in the house myself?
Loud music, bad movies and alcohol may be a feature.
Woohoo!
To be honest I would rather go with them, but for various reasons we are down to two serviceable people left (me and Inhumanly Tall Dave) working, one of us has to cover days and the other nights. If either of us joins the list of sicknotes, then there is a big problem.
I love cuddling up to that woman of mine. I am sure when I am sleeping uninterrupted by babies needing fed through the night I’ll miss her. Although I do have to be fair and mention that Kristi mostly does that during the week so I can sleep and be ready for work the next day. I try to cover the weekends but sometimes she decides I need to sleep and covers them too.
Lovely woman.😊
I guess that also means I get to cook for myself. If I am cooking you are pretty much going to get either a steak, a cheese burger, fish finger sandwich or I’ll randomly fry up any unfinished opened packets of stuff from the freezer.
If I am hungry enough you might even get all four options, but that is pretty rare. Hmm, I could have a hot curry. Used to love eating very hot food, but as they set off Kristi’s allergies I don’t get to eat them very often and I’ve found my tolerance has went down without regular practise.
Boss wanted a get to know you chat earlier. Hmm, I don’t like them. My favoured option is for my bosses to know neither my name or face, although with the man power cuts we’ve had, that is an almost impossible position to get into nowadays.
Dug out one of the board games we hadn't yet played (funnily enough a Dungeons & Dragons one). It is a very kid friendly one that we will have to play with Ash when he is a bit older.