Dark Alex's Really Long Post Thread.

[Alex]

Odd, I can see them all no problem. Anyone else not able to see the pictures?

[justme2013]

Odd, I can see them all no problem. Anyone else not able to see the pictures?

I can't see them, you can even come look at my computer screen if you want to

[Alex]

Ok, will try posting them again. Let me know if you can see them or not.

[indianasmith]

So, I get the feeling he isn't very popular? 

[Alex]

Did you hear about the blimp they made in London for him? It was a giant inflatable orange baby.

[indianasmith]

Oh yeah.
I saw a great series of photoshops where they put that blimp in over the real Trump in every public appearance he made.  Pretty darned hilarious!

[Alex]

Oh, if that square looks vaguely familiar you might have seen it in World War Z. They used it to stand in for (I think) Philadelphia at the start of the movie. Was a little strange seeing it with American road signs up and whatnot.

[Allhallowsday]

"Way back..." during the election there was a meme floating around with a handful of CHOICE "Scottish" insults.  The Scottish do have a superior talent for swipes.  I think I choked from laughing when I read them... the best of the above is the "SCOTLAND HATED HIM FIRST" poster... LOL...  

ALEX, I can see all of those hilarious pix.  On the previous page, no!  Those I had seen when you first posted them... but I think all of today's pix are different.    

[Alex]

Today started with getting pee'd on. And not in some kinky water sports type way. Not that I would have enjoyed that either. It is an area of fetishdom that I don't quite understand (ok, one of many I don't understand. I mean what the hell is it with all those 'Bronys', I mean really?).

I had only just got dressed, popped to the shop and then went to change Ash's nappy and bingo. Well those trousers were worth the effort of putting on for a whole 20 minutes then weren't they? Just as well I was doing the laundry anyway.

Ash has also managed to figure out the other half of rolling over, so he can now sometimes get from his back onto his front.

The world cup is finally over. Some team won it and the rest didn't I guess. I am not sure which one but well done to whomever. I was kinda hoping for some tiny nation to win it, but then I tend to support the underdogs.

Just found out that Sam Jones is going to be at the Con in Edinburgh I plan on going to. I mean it was cool that The Hoff is going to be there, and I am stoked for Lou Ferango, but SAM FRIKKEN JONES!!!!! I mean Flash Gordon is the best sci-fi film ever made ever! After all Lucas only made Star Wars because he didn't get to make Flash. Now if only Brian Blessed were there too. Bret Hart is going to be there as well which will be cool, but I don't know if I'd go for his autograph.

Oh if Ornella Muti wants to come too, well... Although she will have to understand, bro's before ho's y'know.

Man, she was smoking hot in that film.

[316zombie]

one of the best pics i saw about the trump visit was ctually VERY polite, but funnier than all get out, since my aussie friends say the same sort of thing about disliked visitors. it said" dear queen, don't give him the GOOD biscuits! 

[Trevor]

Some of those Scots phrases take me back to high school where I had several Scots friends who used these quite a bit

Jobby: poo
Baws: balls
Bawbag: scrotum 
Roaster: troublemaker

I especially loved the "Donald where's your trousers" one 

[Alex]

Monday morning. Not sure why everyone hates it so, or why so many people I know have trouble sleeping on Sunday with the thought of going to work the next morning. Not that I have a perverse enjoyment of work or anything, I just try not to take it home with me or think about it too much in my private time.

Hell, some days I don’t even think about it while I am there. :P

Jim found a Weevil. I think he is confusing it with the Pokemon game he likes to play and is trying to train it. Ooops, no. The Weevil escaped between the gaps in his keyboard keys.

Guess he ain’t choosing that one anytime soon then.

Kristi’s friend Vicky wants us to dress Ash up as Ted for the Edinburgh Con. As his father I am vetoing that and insisting on the Emperor Ming. If he is going to Cosplay he is not going as a Furry.

Plus I don’t like the idea of him cooking in a fur lined costume. I’ve seen some of the outfits parents put kids in when I’ve been to Disney in California. Poor buggers look like they are about to collapse from heat exhaustion.

[ER]

Reminds me, Alex, when Paramount bought a local amusement park in the '90s they had these costumed Klingons walking around the park glaring at people, and on a 100 degree day I saw one fall flat on his back from heat stroke because they had him wearing all this leather armor and a cape, with the full lobster tail makeup on his head. Cosplay is best in cooler weather.

[Alex]

For the past year or so any time I pick up a new pair of work shoes they seem to tear my feet apart. They haven't been fully healed up in that time with constant shredded skin, blisters and all the sort of thing. Anyway, it looks like currently the worst is over and I am actually heading towards them being 100% (although some bits still need to heal up. Over the weekend in particular I was peeling layers of dead skin off the 'knuckle' of my big toe. There was about 4 layers I could remove then a rather bruised and blooded circle of skin right beneath that. Tonight half that layer started to come off by itself, so I was gently encouraging it to come off the rest of the way. The last little part was still normal tissue though, so ripping that off would get a bit difficult. I got a pair of scissors out and cut the dead skin off.

Having completed this to my satisfaction and happy that the wound wasn't infected or anything I cleaned it up, looked up to find a fresh bandage only to find Kristi looking at me as if she was going to throw up.

Good job I decided against cauterising the wound I guess then.

[316zombie]

i vote for emperor ming too.