You never know, maybe he has created another new identity and lies amongst us... waiting and watching...
When you go to bed tonight and close your eyes, try not to think of him watching you.
In the dark.
Sleep well.
Alright, you caught me. Pretty good, huh? I even made a fake account to boo my own post just to trick you years later.
I'm like the Jigsaw of forum trolls.
But in all seriousness, there's no way he could actually still be around. He couldn't maintain an account without saying something pretentious to give him away.
His ego is way too big for that.