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Olivia Bauer
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« on: February 15, 2018, 06:56:49 AM »

For those unaware a Haiku is kinda like Japanese poetry. You don't need to rhyme though you just need the first line to be five syllables, the second to be seven syllables, and the last one to be seven again. Here's the video that inspired me.

Me first.

Lion falls of cliff.
Child raised by a Meerkat.
Rip-off of Hamlet.
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2018, 08:47:30 AM »

There is a whole sub-forum for these: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/board,31.0.html
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2018, 09:32:46 AM »

South Africans
Not
Wash
Underpants
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2018, 03:53:50 PM »

There is a whole sub-forum for these: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/board,31.0.html


Uhh... I guess I missed that. Could you delete this for me?
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2018, 03:58:24 PM »

Could it not be moved there instead of being deleted?
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2018, 04:36:22 PM »

Could it not be moved there instead of being deleted?

I don't see a need to delete it or move it. Maybe this post will inspire people to make some contributions there, it's been dead for a while.
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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2018, 06:45:56 PM »

Robby the Robot---
Two-ton chastity belt for
Virgin Anne Francis…


(Friend of mine wrote that about Forbidden Planet.)
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2018, 12:32:41 PM »

HUmmmmmm...
Well, why not?

THE BLOB IS HUNGRY
IT'S DINING ON SLOW HUMANS
BETTER HAUL ASS BOB

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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2018, 12:43:21 PM »

Spirits in New York.
Strange giant dogs loose too.
Better call the Ghostbusters!
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2018, 12:47:49 PM »

Food tastes somehow sour.
Something just isn't right here.
Soylent Green is people!
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2018, 01:48:04 PM »

Vampires are all sparkly.
This really is pretty trashy stuff.
Someone call Blade quick.
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2018, 02:27:35 PM »

HUmmmmmm...
Well, why not?

THE BLOB IS HUNGRY
IT'S DINING ON SLOW HUMANS
BETTER HAUL ASS BOB




You changed it up.

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,116125.0.html
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2018, 02:44:56 PM »

Satan commanded:
"Chopper sick balls!" Bob Barker
Knew he was in Hell.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2018, 07:09:19 PM »

SUCKER PUNCH is great.
The brothel is but a dream,
The escape is real.
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