Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 25, 2024, 05:41:25 AM
 714351 Posts in 53095 Topics by 7742 Members
Latest Member: KathleneKa
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Good Advice « previous next »
Pages: [1] 2
Author Topic: Good Advice  (Read 3179 times)
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« on: February 27, 2018, 12:56:46 PM »
Attention, men! If ever you find yourself a character in a Stephen King story, listen to any woman who tells you it's time to go.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2018, 12:14:29 AM by ER » Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2018, 11:16:34 PM »
Never close your eyes for very long, because when your eyes are shut you can't be sure the world is still there.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2594
Posts: 15212


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2018, 11:55:52 PM »
If you eat a live toad first thing every morning, nothing worse can possibly happen to you for the rest of the day!
Logged
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2018, 12:16:26 AM »
If ever aliens abduct you and want to perform probing, ask them to buy you a pair of shoes first, cuz, hey, free shoes.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
RCMerchant
Bela
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 0
Posts: 30506


"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


WWW
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2018, 07:48:27 AM »
Never take a blind man skydiving because it really scares the dog.
Logged
"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2018, 08:24:48 AM »
Be alert! The world needs more lerts.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2018, 08:26:57 AM »
Next time you're not busy try writing the people in charge of naming astrological signs and ask them to change Cancer to something more positive.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2018, 10:59:57 AM »
Adopt Hanukaween, in which the glories of Halloween are stretched out over eight crazy nights.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2018, 11:10:03 AM by ER » Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2018, 10:29:43 AM »
If your child doesn't get what was most wanted for Christmas, say it's because your mother in law told Santa not to bring it.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
Alex
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1559
Posts: 12663
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2018, 10:32:30 AM »
Do not practise brain surgery on yourself.
Logged
But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
Allhallowsday
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2285
Posts: 20729


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2018, 03:34:45 PM »
Quote from: ER on February 27, 2018, 11:16:34 PM
Never close your eyes for very long, because when your eyes are shut you can't be sure the world is still there.
Mmm.  What if you're blind?  


Quote from: ER on March 01, 2018, 10:29:43 AM
If your child doesn't get what was most wanted for Christmas, say it's because your mother in law told Santa not to bring it.
BounceGiggle
Logged
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1761
Posts: 13483


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2018, 10:28:39 PM »
Love this Shakespeare quote all you want, but do not get it tattooed on your face:

Ay, but to die, and go we know not where,
To lie in cold obstruction and to rot,
This sensible warm motion to become
A kneaded clod and the delighted spirit
To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside
In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice---
To be imprison’d in the viewless winds,
And blown with restless violence round about
The pendent world.
Logged
What does not kill me makes me stranger.
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2594
Posts: 15212


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2018, 11:30:55 PM »
When in worry, when in doubt - run in circles, scream and shout!  Buggedout
Logged
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
Allhallowsday
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2285
Posts: 20729


Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2018, 12:21:13 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on March 01, 2018, 11:30:55 PM
When in worry, when in doubt - run in circles, scream and shout!  Buggedout
Horse hockey.
Logged
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2594
Posts: 15212


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2018, 12:46:31 AM »
If at first you don't succeed, try playing shortstop!
Logged
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
Pages: [1] 2
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Off Topic Discussion  |  Good Advice « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.20 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.