Hate group collapses over an affair

[sprite75]

The Master Race, Y'All

Update 4:55 PM: The trailer park brawl led spokesperson Matt Parrott to delete the neo-Nazi party's membership list as well as its website. "There is no more party ma’am," he told a reporter for the Daily Beast. This headline has been updated to reflect the development.

Matthew Heimbach, the chief of the Traditionalist Worker Party and one of the the most prominent leaders of the American white nationalist movement, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly attacking both his wife, Brooke Heimbach, and her stepfather—fellow party leader Matt Parrott. According to a police report obtained by the Southern Poverty Law Center, the bizarre events leading to his arrest stemmed from a tryst gone awry.

Apparently, Heimbach and Parrott's wife, Jessica, had an affair that lasted three months. But Heimbach's wife reportedly wanted to see if her husband would continue the fling despite having said it was over, Talking Points Memo reports. On Tuesday, Matt Parrott and Brooke Heimbach reportedly stood on a cardboard box outside a trailer home and spied on their significant others from the window.

According to at least one account in the report, the two began to have sex and Parrott went inside to confront Heimbach. Parrot said he poked Heimbach in the chest, and then Heimbach allegedly "choked him out" and caused him to lose consciousness. When he came to, Parrott took his younger step-daughter to a Walmart and called the cops, telling them that Heimbach's wife may have taken a recording of the encounter. Meanwhile, Heimbach allegedly attacked his wife Brooke, grabbing her face and throwing her onto a bed. He was carted off to the Orange County Jail in handcuffs.

And to quote Nelson Muntz, Ha Ha!

[Rev. Powell]

Couldn't happen to a more deserving Nazi.

This loser is from my neck of the woods, sadly.

[316zombie]

i am inspired to create a new soap opera...what shall i call it...hhmm.. trailer park tawdries, maybe?

[RCMerchant]

And love conquers all! How romantic.

[Allhallowsday]

And love conquers all! How romantic.

 

[sprite75]

And here are some of the documents filed by the police over this trailer park dust up....

[RCMerchant]

Sounds like an in-bred cluster f**k to me. 

[sprite75]

Sounds like an in-bred cluster f**k to me. 

Yeah sounds to me like we're dealing with some family trees that do not fork here.

[Trevor]

This whole shebang sounds like a forkin disaster to me 

[lester1/2jr]

On Tuesday, Matt Parrott and Brooke Heimbach reportedly stood on a cardboard box outside a trailer home and spied on their significant others from the window.

According to at least one account in the report, the two began to have sex and Parrott went inside to confront Heimbach. Parrot said he poked Heimbach in the chest, and then Heimbach allegedly "choked him out" and caused him to lose consciousness

sounds like a quality org

[Svengoolie 3]

Frankly it's a pity they didn't all kill each other.