I'm gathering that this was
probably not fine craft beer that she swiped...
Stealing six dollars worth of beer could land a Dubuque woman in jail for nearly two years.
27-year-old Sasha Ginter was arrested a few minutes after 9:00 Monday night after being found hiding in a vacant house in the 900 block of Garfield Avenue.
According to Dubuque Police, Ginter had shoplifted three “tallboy” beer cans from the BP station on 16th Street earlier in the evening.
Should she be found guilty on those charges, she’d face three months in jail. But Ginter’s also been charged with three counts of violating her probation on previous theft and drug possession charges.
I'm guessing she stole some mass produced p**s water that would have the cats saying "really? If you're gonna steal beer at least steal the good stuff."