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Olivia Bauer
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« on: April 01, 2018, 09:15:37 AM »

The subject of my next video review is Clown. A movie I randomly chose on Netflix. You'll understand my distress when I saw "Produced By Eli Roth" in the credits.

It's a movie about a Dad who dressed up as a clown for his son's birthday party and is slowly turning into a demon.

For a movie about a killer clown that eats children it's incredibly boring. When it isn't boring me with its slow pacing it's p**sing me off with it's horror cliches.
For one thing the main protagonist is the dumbest character in any horror movie ever made.

I'll be doing a full review on it but I should at least let you know that it isn't a good/bad movie. It's a boring bad movie. The worst kind of bad movie.

I'm not looking forward to watching it 4-5 times while I write a script and edit the review.

Don't watch it.

1/10
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2018, 09:27:47 AM »



Don't watch it.



I did.

I wasn't blown away (2.5/5) upon my first viewing but I enjoyed it more (3/5) after my second.
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2018, 03:12:51 PM »

I kind of liked this one.  The whole "Killer Clown Running Amok in Chuck-E-Cheez" sequence justified the entire film IMO!
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« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2018, 06:45:21 AM »

Sounds like I would prefer this Klown:

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