Hello new visitors!

[Pacman000]

Almost every day this forum gets a new visitor, but few post anything. I was trying to send new names nice messages via PM, but no one responded. Apparently you need to get a certain number of posts before making a personal message. So here's another idea:

Greetings! Welcome to the BadMovies.org forum! Home of wacky fans of wacky sci-fi, fantasy, monster, and horror features! Also serving those who like bad melodrama, goofy TV shows, failed comedy, and even serious "good" films! We'd love to hear from you! Now that you've dropped by, drop a message!

(A few visitors may be bots, but not everyone, surely.)

[BoyScoutKevin]

Ye-es!

For and to all our new visitors.

Welcome to Bongo Congo.
Meet our ruling Marine.
(Though he has not been awhile.)
Good Marine Andrew.
How that Marine could swing.
Here's true blue Trevor.
And all his undies, too.
Dance the Bongo Congo.
It's so good for you.
(So is this website.)

[Trevor]

Here's true blue Trevor.
And all his undies, too.

Me only got one undie