I cannot deliver judgment on this movie. While I do not condone to the view of this type of movie, it is only because I'm not exactly the "target" audience. People my age would find this movie to be a repulsive idea, youthful children will be excited to see a movie based on one of their icons. In their teen life most will find the movie revolting and wonder why they watched it. But the point is, adults have to pay for this sort of thing. Parents... Get your wallets... The kids want to see a movie about Hannah Montana.
Sweet Jesus, what is this grammar?
A simple child movie. Though the childish nature of this film is high. So what do you do when you are forced to see this movie with a child?
-20 Blair your Ipod, read a book, watch a good movie, play video games, until memories of this film are little
21+ There's only ONE way to forget this...
What the hell am I talking about? I've never seen this movie before. I think the "-20" and "21+" is me talking about ages? Because you can't drink until 21? I think?
Except that the age where you can drink alcohol legally varies on your country.
Every 007 movie I've ever seen is amazing. It's like driving a car at top speed! This movie was a light pole.
If you don't get the joke... It was the first bad Bond movie for me.
This is a straight up lie. The only ones I've watched are all of Daniel Craig ones, all of the Pierce Brosnan ones, and The Man With The Golden Gun. But at the time I watched this I'm pretty sure I haven't even watched most of those. Not to mention, Quantum is most certainly not the first bad 007 movie. Die Another Day was terrible and I've heard very bad things about Moonraker. Frankly even Goldeneye was a guilty pleasure and the first Bond movie I actually adored was Skyfall (Which came out way after this post).
Really? Ferngully is the worst animated movie ever? The f**k was I talking about? Ferngully was bad, don't get me wrong, but it sure as s**t isn't the worst animated film ever made.
"Fettle Position". What the hell is "Fettle"? According to Google "Fettle" means "Condition". So I was in a Condition Position? Or did I mean
FETAL position?
1) Robert Pattinson (Twilight)
a bad actor playing a bad character. An emo being played by someone who is incapable of showing actual emotions on screen.
Okay, this is total bulls**t. I saw Robert Pattinson in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and liked him in that even back then.
I'm pretty sure he does it accidentally
That's questionable. In "Alone in The Dark" he sand-posted production to make sure a computer generated bullet missed it's target. It's like he's TELLING us how he gets to make films as bad as he wants.
What the hell is "Sand-posted"?
I love that I used Movieweb.com for all of movie news. Was IMDb commonly used in 2010? Is there a single excuse for this?
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/FIoLrssvSlvBsp <--- Information
NO! OH GOD NO! NO! NONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY?! WHY?!?! HOW DOES PATTERSON HAVE A CARRIER?!
He should have slipped through the cracks after Harry Potter 4!
This is a disgrace to the film industry! Bram Stoker is turning in his grave!
How dare they release this film so soon! I live in Minnesota! You know what that means!
More screaming fangirls crowding the Mall of America! My ears could hardly take the New Moon audience!
Twilight completely over-shadowed the Boondocks Saints audience! Bless Troy Duffy's heart for showing us talent! But it would dare be over-shadowed by the works of a talentless HACK!
Again, I'm slagging off Pattinson for no good reason. Also, what a shock that a profitable series of movies would do a film adaptation of a book that was a sequel to the last successful movie they made. Also, what the flaming fart does "The Boondock Saints" have to do with Twilight? Also, why am I calling it "Boondocks" Saints. Did I mix up "The Boondock Saints" with "The Boondocks"?
Sorry for the spelling errors "^^
HAHAHA!
...What?
Yeah, Austin. Disney stopped trying. They didn't go on to make a bunch of really impressive original films like WALL-E, Big Hero 6, Inside Out, and Zootopia. Yeah, they were totally out of ideas.
Not to mention a chest of gold.
Eeeeeewww... I don't know why but that sound disgusting...
Uhh...
"My god! It's full of stars!"
What was that?
LOL, what's Google?
For me it's random sex. It's really annoying when woman get objectified like that.
No, I'm not gay.
Oh, yeah women having sex in movies is so objectifying. It's not like sex scenes have been done well before to get across a feeling of romantic passion.
Also, knowing what I do about my sexuality today I find it vastly amusing that I claimed "I'm not gay" in such a defensive tone. I think 17-year old A.J. would faint if he saw 25-year old A.J.'s porn collection. For someone that isn't gay I sure do like cock.
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Ok, I don't want to make this thing any longer than it already is. Besides at this point 90% of my posts are just three words contributed to the "A NEVERENDING STORY..." thread.
As cringy as this s**t was it is kinda fun to go back make fun of yourself for stupid s**t you've said in the past. I don't remember posting any of this and I'm kinda glad I don't.
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