OK, here are ten random braindroppings that make no sense whatsoever! Feel free to add your own nonsense phrases to the list.
1. When the snake falls in love with the waterhose, it's time to buy a new pair of boots! (I like to trot this one out and pretend it's a piece of folk wisdom I heard.)
2. All roads lead to the dog barking up the wrong tree, so divided we fall, but with six you get egg rolls.
3. When in Rome, the guilty dog gathers no moss.
4. The magic has gone away, but Peru still makes his money.
5. Buffalo puppies are cuter than squirrel poop!
6. How many roads must a man walk down before he gets to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
7. Fuzzle Murps!
8. Did you know that Commerce spelled backwards is Ecremmoc?
9. Why did Kilroy kill Roy?
10. Monkey nostrils!!!