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Alex
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« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2018, 11:06:38 AM »

From experience I can tell you that if you grab your significant others boob, and do a ventriloquist's act with it using the voice of Jar Jar Binks you will not be having sex that night.

Or possibly for the next week.

Indy, I tried your advice last night. Didn't work.  Question
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« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2018, 02:59:12 PM »

From experience I can tell you that if you grab your significant others boob, and do a ventriloquist's act with it using the voice of Jar Jar Binks you will not be having sex that night.

Or possibly for the next week.

Indy, I tried your advice last night. Didn't work.  Question
Well... your significant other has a really weird turn-on.  Now you know.  Now we all know.   
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Alex
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« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2018, 03:49:00 PM »

From experience I can tell you that if you grab your significant others boob, and do a ventriloquist's act with it using the voice of Jar Jar Binks you will not be having sex that night.

Or possibly for the next week.

Indy, I tried your advice last night. Didn't work.  Question
Well... your significant other has a really weird turn-on.  Now you know.  Now we all know.   

I know, totally right? I mean what kind of person doesn't get turned on by Jar Jar?
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