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« on: June 21, 2018, 11:21:16 PM »

  I am a total sucker for this entire franchise.  I have gone to see every one of them in the theater, and probably will continue to do so for as long as they keep making them.  With that being understood, I thought this was a solid and entertaining entry in the franchise.  As the film begins, the dormant volcano on Isla Nublar, site of the now-defunct Jurassic World park, has become active again and is threatening all the dinosaurs that have been roaming wild there since the horrific incident that shut the park down three years ago.  The mosasaur escapes into the sea in the opening scene (he also seems to have doubled in size since the last movie), but then the park's former director, Claire Dearing, is called by the estate manager of Benjamin Lockwood, who was the original partner of John Hammond.  They want her to help them rescue as many of the dinosaurs as they can and relocate them to another island which Mr. Lockwood has purchased as a sanctuary for them.  She enlists Owen Grady to help them capture the elusive Blue, the last of the island's velociraptors. 
   Of course, once they are on the island, things go downhill quickly, and Claire and Owen discover that they have not been brought there under the most honest of pretenses.  Then - well, you know the drill.  Dinosaurs running wild, people getting chomped on, narrow escapes, shocking reveals, all the cool stuff we have come to know and love from this franchise.
    However, I did NOT see the postcredit scene coming.  Who would have thought that Nick Fury would show up and invite Blue and Owen to join the Avengers?
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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2018, 12:14:37 AM »

I am so glad you finally got to see it and did actually enjoy it. :)
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2018, 01:44:43 AM »

Dammit: now I have to go see the thing  Wink
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2018, 11:12:57 AM »

You wouldn't want to be the only man left in the world who hasn't Trevor. Trust me, I already had that dream and it did not end well for Indy. Especially not when he rode away along the beach and found the Spaceballs climbing out of the nose of the Statue Of Liberty.
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2018, 04:35:36 PM »

I do have one questions for you though Indy...

Which one of the three alternative endings did you get to see?
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« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2018, 05:58:44 PM »

I do have one questions for you though Indy...

Which one of the three alternative endings did you get to see?

It was the one where the T-Rex ripped off the roof of the White House and ate Donald Trump - then died of food poisoning.
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« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2018, 01:49:53 AM »

I do have one questions for you though Indy...

Which one of the three alternative endings did you get to see?

It was the one where the T-Rex ripped off the roof of the White House and ate Donald Trump - then died of food poisoning.

 BounceGiggle TeddyR

I still haven't seen it.
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2018, 02:32:23 AM »

Still haven't seen it  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2018, 09:26:50 PM »

I liked the second half where it became a Universal monsters movie where the monster is a dinosaur.  And boy...they are committed to never returning to Isla Nublar ever again for this franchise.


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« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2018, 06:55:08 AM »

I still haven't seen it  Wink
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« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2018, 07:00:49 AM »

Stop taunting Indy Trevor, it isn't nice and taunting people is my job.
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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2018, 07:05:06 AM »

Stop taunting Indy Trevor, it isn't nice and taunting people is my job.

 TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR

It's just too cold, Ster-Kinekor's cinemas are too hot and the popcorn tastes like someone else has eaten it before you  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2018, 02:57:55 PM »

Put ice cubes in your underwear for when it is too hot and when it gets too cold simply add lithium to the melted ice cubes.

Or, if you have a friendly nuclear physisiisisisist simply borrow two pieces of sub-critical uranium to bang together when you feel cold.

I am reliably informed that this will solve not only your problems, but also those of everyone else for at least a two block radius making you a humanitarian the likes of which the world has rarely seen.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2018, 08:08:11 AM »

Put ice cubes in your underwear for when it is too hot and when it gets too cold simply add lithium to the melted ice cubes.

 TeddyR TeddyR

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Or, if you have a friendly nuclear physisiisisisist simply borrow two pieces of sub-critical uranium to bang together when you feel cold.  BuggedoutBounceGiggle

I am reliably informed that this will solve not only your problems, but also those of everyone else for at least a two block radius making you a humanitarian the likes of which the world has rarely seen.  BounceGiggle

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2018, 03:00:36 AM »

Put ice cubes in your underwear for when it is too hot and when it gets too cold simply add lithium to the melted ice cubes.

Or, if you have a friendly nuclear physisiisisisist simply borrow two pieces of sub-critical uranium to bang together when you feel cold.

I am reliably informed that this will solve not only your problems, but also those of everyone else for at least a two block radius making you a humanitarian the likes of which the world has rarely seen.  BounceGiggle

After this advice, I will consider going to see it this weekend.  Wink
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