Got this huge pimple on my bum

[Trevor]

I need help squeezing it: any volunteers? 

[Chainsawmidget]

You can't just ask for volunteers without letting people know if you need their own Haz-Mat suit or if you're going to provide one.

[The Burgomaster]

I'll do it. But only if I can keep whatever comes out when I squeeze it.

[bob]

I blame the undies for this

[Trevor]

You can't just ask for volunteers without letting people know if you need their own Haz-Mat suit or if you're going to provide one.

Some pincers will do fine, thanks. 

[Trevor]

I'll do it. But only if I can keep whatever comes out when I squeeze it.

Thou art welcome 

[Trevor]

I blame the undies for this

I bought some new ones on the weekend so 

[BoyScoutKevin]

Trevor, you have your own personal bum. Is this a South African thing only, or can we who are here in the U.S., get our own personal bum, too?

[RCMerchant]

Just BURN IT. Burn it all. I mean all of it.

[Bushma]

[Svengoolie 3]

Eat a huge bowl of chiil with boiled eggs and cheese in it, the resultant explosive shock waves might rupture it. Be careful about open flames tho, you don't want to end up like the last guy who tried this to rupture a boil.



The 300' sudden ascent may have been fun, but the 300' fall to death wasn't. Either make sure there are no ignition sources around, wear a parachute or save some to use like a retro rocket just before impact.

[Allhallowsday]

Just BURN IT. Burn it all. I mean all of it.

 

[RCMerchant]

This whole thread should be burned to the ground. And the ground sowed with salt.  

[Svengoolie 3]

Trev, you're in luck! American scientists have just developed a machine exclusively for pimple squeezing.

[Trevor]

Trevor, you have your own personal bum. Is this a South African thing only, or can we who are here in the U.S., get our own personal bum, too?

My family in the USA are more than entitled to their own personal bums