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Started by Svengoolie 3, July 03, 2018, 12:06:18 PM

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Svengoolie 3

Today i learned there is a creature called a hero shrew that has an incredibly strong spine that is like almost no other creatures. Evolutionary scientists consider it very strange that this shrew would have such an unusually string and unique spine. The best theory is that is crawls u der very hervy objects to get to insects to eat and needs the very strong and unusual spine to keep from having it's back broken by the weight.

Cybernetic engineers are also studying the hero shrew's spine for poiisble engineering applications.
The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.

Leah

Well I learned that The Touch of Satan is easier to sit through

















than The Incredibly Strange Creatures; and Catalina Caper.
yeah no.

indianasmith

I learned that you can eat "The Boss" burger at Chili's for supper and still be down 4 pounds the next morning!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Pacman000

The Duct Tape duck has a name, tho I don't remember what it is...

bob

I learned that you can sweat heavily from just going outside less then a minute to get the mail in this horrible heat.
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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

indianasmith

I just had these sweet potato bites that my wife made for supper and they were AWESOME!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

316zombie

today i learned that i am STILL allergic to bees, AND that i need a new epipen after using the last blast. the bee guy is coming though, so they won't die for trying to kill me, it wasn't really THEIR fault. and i'm fine, other than a swollen lip still.

RCMerchant

I am learning as I grow older it's hard for me to eat hot food (unless it comes off a grill, of course) in the summer.
All I find myself eating is sandwiches and raisin bran.
And delivery pizza.
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indianasmith

I learned, when shooting with a real film maker, that there is ALWAYS a second take!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Svengoolie 3

The missing mass of the universe may be "sterile neutrinos"... https://youtu.be/0mXW1zPlxEE
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LilCerberus

no matter what ya do, squirrels will find a way to that bird feeder...
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AoTFan

Quote from: LilCerberus on July 06, 2018, 12:28:06 PM
no matter what ya do, squirrels will find a way to that bird feeder...

If it's on a pole, I've heard coating it with a layer of grease works wonders.

And this seems to work...



:teddyr:

indianasmith

Being caught out on the lake 3 miles from the boat ramp in a powerful microburst thunderstorm is absolutely terrifying!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

316zombie

today i learned how to take my butchering shears apart, sharpen them and put them back together. i have wicked smart neighbors! 

Svengoolie 3

The doctor that circumcised Trump threw away the wrong piece.