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« on: August 05, 2018, 06:43:49 PM »

I don't know s**t about growing a garden. I try. It always fails. And, living in farm country, you think I could do that.
I know how! I worked on farms! But every thing I touch dies. It's like I'm radioactive. Bluesad
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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2018, 06:59:43 PM »

The only two things I've had any real success with, are fennel, and a few things that were pre-potted.

I tried rebuilding an engine seven years ago. Now I've got parts of a vintage 1975 Honda CB400f SuperSport all over the place.
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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2018, 07:13:58 PM »

Auto mechanics.  On a really good day, I can change a tire without making the car explode.  And that's as far as my knowledge goes.
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2018, 07:52:34 PM »

I can fix a car!
If it's pre-1984.  Lookingup s**t just got too complicated.

I can't sleep without dreaming. I dream every time I close my eyes.
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2018, 08:26:52 PM »

I recently signed up with DARS, now that the unskilled labor market is opening back up.

I've never been able to find a job without a temp agency or assistance service.
And these online job applications won't even let me fill them out unless I figure out unless I can figure out what a uniform answer for each box is.
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2018, 08:31:07 PM »

Reading and performing music. I love music but beyond "if it sounds good, it is good" I know utterly nothing about bringing about its creation, and in a way I like it being a mystery to me. You know a sound I love to hear? That chaos as an orchestra tunes up and prepares to perform. I could listen to that by itself.
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2018, 08:36:00 PM »

I have dysgraphia.
I got kicked outa shop class because I couldn't keep up with the written work.

I don't know anything about carpentry.
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« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2018, 09:17:54 PM »

Women, cars, how to use most tools and baking.
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« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2018, 09:26:14 PM »

Women,

You will never understand women. No Man ever will.
I been married, more or less, 3 times.  I love 2 of them. BUT!
I will never pretend I know what's going on in there heads.
If you do-explain it to me!  Buggedout
Women are gonna do what they wanna do no matter what you say.
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« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2018, 09:36:37 PM »

I don't know s**t about bikers. Except I never liked them.
Actually- I know lots about bikers.
But every time I come into contact with one- we either come close to fighting or he beats my ass. Or I hit him on the head with a whiskey bottle in front of Dykeman House in Paw Paw. Or my brother Glenn pulls a shot gun on one on Main Street.
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« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2018, 09:40:20 PM »

Particle physics, quantum mechanics, as well as certain aspects of chemistry, and even alchemy are all things that I have extraordinarily little experience in, despite really wanting to learn more about them.... Just a few of those things that I just never got around to.

I also barely know s**t (or care) about current (or most of the past's) pop culture, especially on the internet. I'm also complete and utter s**te at most geography..... I'm sure there's more I haven't mentioned, I'm a dumbass.
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« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2018, 09:44:13 PM »

Particle physics, quantum mechanics, as well as certain aspects of chemistry, and even alchemy are all things that I have extraordinarily little experience in, despite really wanting to learn more about them.... Just a few of those things that I just never got around to.


For some reason, that doesn't make me feel stupid.
I don't know ANYBODY who knows s**t about that!  Drink

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« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2018, 10:10:38 PM »

I don't know how to write perfectly. Too many rules about what goes where, even when the rules contradict themselves. I can spell, I just can't write. It's the main reason why I can't be fluent in more than English.
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« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2018, 06:12:31 AM »

Basic home repairs. I don't know how to fix stuff.
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« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2018, 07:07:05 AM »

Women,

You will never understand women. No Man ever will.
I been married, more or less, 3 times.  I love 2 of them. BUT!
I will never pretend I know what's going on in there heads.
If you do-explain it to me!  Buggedout
Women are gonna do what they wanna do no matter what you say.

If we could understand women they would be called men.
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