FEMALE ZOMBIE RIOT (2016)

[indianasmith]

After rescuing several women from a cult of dim-witted Satanists, Pervo the Clown becomes an instant celebrity.
But drug use, sexual harassment allegations, and a $40,000 debt to a local brothel have left him a washed-up loser desperately trying to revive his failing career.  But, it turns out the dim-witted Satanists had some surviving family members who have come up with a sinister plot to kill Pervo - invite him to a party with several dozen gorgeous fangirls, then infect all the girls with the zombie virus and watch as Pervo becomes zombie chow!  So, blood, boobs, and mayhem ensue as Pervo runs for his life - and a deadly quartet of hookers race the zombies to see who can get to him first!
This is exactly what a bad movie is supposed to be - over-the-top stupidity, bad acting, cheap effects, gratuitous nudity, the whole nine yards.
Just a bloody mess of gory awfulness!  5/5 on the Bad Movie scale.

[Trevor]

After rescuing several women from a cult of dim-witted Satanists, Pervo the Clown becomes an instant celebrity.
But drug use, sexual harassment allegations, and a $40,000 debt to a local brothel have left him a washed-up loser desperately trying to revive his failing career.  But, it turns out the dim-witted Satanists had some surviving family members who have come up with a sinister plot to kill Pervo - invite him to a party with several dozen gorgeous fangirls, then infect all the girls with the zombie virus and watch as Pervo becomes zombie chow!  So, blood, boobs, and mayhem ensue as Pervo runs for his life - and a deadly quartet of hookers race the zombies to see who can get to him first!
This is exactly what a bad movie is supposed to be - over-the-top stupidity, bad acting, cheap effects, gratuitous nudity, the whole nine yards.
Just a bloody mess of gory awfulness!  5/5 on the Bad Movie scale.

Sounds like the plot of Sucker Punch 2 

[indianasmith]

WAIT!!!!  There was a SUCKER PUNCH 2???
And they didn't call me?? 

[Trevor]

WAIT!!!!  There was a SUCKER PUNCH 2???
And they didn't call me?? 

 

Don't worry: Michael Gross made two (count em, two) Tremors sequels in South Africa and I didn't even get a call to try out for one of the ass-blasters. 

[Alex]

This sounds familiar. Does Pervo have a black leather jacket that he has painted white?

[indianasmith]

Yes, I think he does!

[Alex]

Ok, then I do have it on DVD. And you mean you haven't seen Sucker Punch 2 yet? What kind of fan are you. You should be ashamed Indy!

I bet even Trevor has seen Sucker Punch 2 already.

[indianasmith]

After I watched this movie last night, I discovered that it was actually a sequel to a 2009 flick called ZOMBIE WOMEN OF SATAN, which was also free on Amazon Prime.  I decided to sit and watch it this afternoon, and found it to be  a bit less goofy and more bloody than FEMALE ZOMBIE RIOT.  The title is a complete misnomer; the Devil is never mentioned once, nor does he put in an appearance.  Instead, you have a young playboy with two hot sisters who finds runaway girls hooked on drugs and lures them to his estate, where he drugs them up and enrolls them in a cult.  He takes sexual advantage of them, and his Dad, a mad scientist, periodically does experiments on them.  Enter Pervo and his crew; they show up to do an interview on the millionaire's WebTV show and the female singer Pervo performs with discovers that one of the hypnotized drug addicts is her missing sister; about this time all the cult girls get infected with the zombie virus that Dad has created and all heck breaks loose.  Lots of misogynistic zombie slaughter follows. Not as entertaining as the sequel, but not bad either.  4/5