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Alex
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« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2018, 08:05:14 AM »

And if brains were TNT, you couldn't blow your own nose!
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"


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« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2018, 08:11:01 AM »

If you had any brains you would fry them up with eggs.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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Bela
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« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2018, 08:17:56 AM »

When God was passing out brains you thought he said "rain" and you opened up an umbrella.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2018, 09:30:25 AM »

I've sneezed out more brain cells than you used typing that post!!!   BounceGiggle Twirling Twirling Twirling
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Trevor
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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2018, 10:05:16 AM »

With my luck, if it was raining palaces, I'd get hit by a toilet door. Wink
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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A Great Heart to stand me by.
indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2018, 09:09:08 PM »

Your underpants made JOURNEY stop believing.  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #36 on: September 23, 2018, 03:21:11 AM »

That one wins the internet today Indy. Which wit did you steal it from?
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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2018, 04:08:58 AM »

Your underpants made JOURNEY stop believing.  BounceGiggle

LOL  TeddyR
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #38 on: September 23, 2018, 06:51:30 AM »

That one wins the internet today Indy. Which wit did you steal it from?

I think I saw it on one of those "Chuck Norris Facts" memes and adapted it.
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« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2018, 11:42:06 AM »

You are what happens when your family tree is a straight line.
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El Misfit
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Hi there!


« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2018, 11:43:52 AM »

You stale end of piece of white bread
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yeah no.
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« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2018, 12:01:57 PM »

I guess you've been swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool huh?
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« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2018, 01:14:51 PM »

Insult Dad heard on the army shooting range: "s**t: you couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!"  TeddyR
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2018, 10:16:41 PM »

You're dumber than a bag of hammers and ugly enough to make a freight train take a dirt road!!
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!


« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2018, 01:17:56 AM »

You so ugly it hurts my feelings. 
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