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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« on: September 07, 2018, 11:13:46 AM »
1. YOU ARE DIFFERENT AND THAT'S BAD


2. THE BOY WHO DIED FROM EATING ALL HIS VEGETABLES


3. DAD'S NEW WIFE, ROBERT


4. FUN FOUR LETTER WORDS TO KNOW AND SHARE


5. HAMMERS, SCREWDRIVER, AND SCISSORS: An I Can Do It Book for Boys


6. THE KID'S GUIDE TO HITCHHIKING


7. KATHY WAS SO BAD HER MOM STOPPED LOVING HER


8. CURIOUS GEORGE AND THE HIGH VOLTAGE FENCE


9. ALL CATS GO TO HELL


10. THE LITTLE SISSY WHO SNITCHED


11. YOUR KITTEN CAN FLY


12. THAT'S IT, WE'RE PUTTING YOU UP FOR ADOPTION


13. GRANDPA GETS A CASKET


14. THE MAGIC WORLD INSIDE THE ABANDONED REFRIGERATOR


15. GARFIELD GETS FELINE LEUKEMIA


16. THE POP-UP BOOK OF HUMAN ANATOMY


17. STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY


18. WHINING, KICKING, AND CRYING TO GET YOUR WAY: An I Can Do It Book for Girls


19. YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT


20. THINGS RICH KIDS HAVE THAT YOU NEVER WILL


21. POP! GOES THE HAMSTER AND OTHER FUN MICROWAVE GAMES


22. THE MAN IN THE MOON IS REALLY SATAN


23. YOUR NIGHMARES ARE REAL


24. RUN AWAY! YOUR PARENTS WILL THANK YOU


25. EVERYBODY DIES - EVEN YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2018, 11:15:12 AM »
Considering my paternal first-cousins, number 20 could be autobiographical.
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2018, 09:49:24 PM »
You beat me to it!!! LOL
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2018, 05:47:16 PM »
Kids book I proposed years ago...
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2018, 11:16:06 PM »
Quote from: AoTFan on September 15, 2018, 05:47:16 PM
Kids book I proposed years ago...


Ha!
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