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Svengoolie 3
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« on: September 20, 2018, 11:24:34 PM »


"Lord,  how have I come to this?  I can't believe I wish I was still playing Dracula right now... "
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2018, 06:07:11 AM »


"Wrapped up like a douche . . ."
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2018, 09:20:42 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 20, 2018, 11:24:34 PM


"Oh, the ass on that redhead....!  And if I even look at it my wife will kill me. I don't dare even get a stiffy in this outfit,  everyone would see it.  "
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2018, 06:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 20, 2018, 11:24:34 PM


I look like a tube of Goth toothpaste...Oh, how the mighty have fallen
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2018, 08:23:39 AM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on September 20, 2018, 11:24:34 PM


"My agent said this was going to be another Star Wars,  and I was going to be the cool villain like Earth Vader.   Oh,  how i'm going to make him suffer... "
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