Ghosts are now planting meth on people

[sprite75]

First they were using the wind to blow cocaine in to people's cars.  Now they're planting meth on people.

Responding to a reported stabbing, sheriff’s deputies early yesterday encountered Michael Auttonberry, 59, at the door of his West Monroe residence. Auttonberry, seen at right, cursed at cops and “people who were obviously not there.”

Deputies quickly determined that Auttonberry had not, as he claimed in a 911 call, been “stabbed on the head by an axe.” Nor were there any intruders inside his home.

While making sure that Auttonberry’s residence was clear, a deputy spotted “in plain view on a night stand a open brown paper containing approximately 1 gram of suspected methamphetamine.” A subsequent search of Auttonberry yielded a pill bottle containing another gram of meth.

Auttonberry surmised that a "ghost or intruders" placed the meth on him and were exiting the home through a nearby window. “Which was not accurate,” investigators noted.

[RCMerchant]

My brother Richie, who was a meth head, would believe that. He thought cops were at his front door-no one was there. He shot through the windows- shot his girlfriend in the leg, and shot himself in the head.
When he lived with me, he was up all night-looking out the windows- didn't help we had a semi-truck parking lot next to our house.
Do you know why meth heads f**k doggy style?
So they can both look out the window.

[AoTFan]

First they were using the wind to blow cocaine in to people's cars.  Now they're planting meth on people.

Responding to a reported stabbing, sheriff’s deputies early yesterday encountered Michael Auttonberry, 59, at the door of his West Monroe residence. Auttonberry, seen at right, cursed at cops and “people who were obviously not there.”

Deputies quickly determined that Auttonberry had not, as he claimed in a 911 call, been “stabbed on the head by an axe.” Nor were there any intruders inside his home.

While making sure that Auttonberry’s residence was clear, a deputy spotted “in plain view on a night stand a open brown paper containing approximately 1 gram of suspected methamphetamine.” A subsequent search of Auttonberry yielded a pill bottle containing another gram of meth.

Auttonberry surmised that a "ghost or intruders" placed the meth on him and were exiting the home through a nearby window. “Which was not accurate,” investigators noted.

Suddenly getting a vision of a warped version of Family Circus where a drugged out guy is being arrested by the police and one officer is holding up a bag of meth saying, "Who's meth is this?" And the perp is saying, "Ida know!" and we see a ghost labelled "Ida Know" floating away giggling hysterically.