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« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2018, 07:24:52 AM »
That... Cape. The...... Collar. Nothing could make a worse vampire  than that   bad collar...  Ex Wood wouldn't have used that cape. 
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2018, 12:21:10 PM »
While it is true that Nic Cage doesn't have a cape in this movie, I suspect the reason for that is because he would have ate it while he was chewing on the scenary. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the worlds most highly paid (over)actor (since Jim Carrey doesn't seem to do much these days).








If you've not seen Vampire's Kiss you need to, just for the lead going full on unrestrained Nic Cage. There is so much ham in this film Jewish people would go to hell just for watching it. Imagine a movie where he would send the cape back to wardrope and demand "MORE COLLAR!" on it.
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« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2018, 04:39:18 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on October 14, 2018, 01:23:20 PM
Whichever version of Dracula it was that had Jack Palance playing the Count was pretty awful.
Castle Dracula was a quaint English cottage!
Produced by DAN CURTIS, I like it! 

BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE which "stars" JOHN CARRADINE as the butler!!!  BORING, dumb, boring, waste of time, THE WORST. 
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« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2018, 06:02:23 PM »

BLOOD OF DRACULA probably belongs on this list.





Also, THE VAMPIRE (about a doctor who turns into a vampire after he takes the wrong pills . . . )
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« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2018, 07:31:04 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on October 15, 2018, 06:02:23 PM

BLOOD OF DRACULA probably belongs on this list.


















I'd tap that.
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« Reply #20 on: October 16, 2018, 12:07:42 AM »
Is it really fair of me to call this a terrible vampire movie even tho I ROTFLMAO at it?

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« Reply #21 on: October 16, 2018, 01:31:33 AM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on October 15, 2018, 07:18:38 AM
Guys,  this is the Dracula from Dracula 3000. Do you honestly think you can top this?








You could put Christopher Lee in that cape and people would laugh him off the stage ...


That's the South African actor Langley Kirkwood who has thankfully done a lot better since.
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« Reply #22 on: October 16, 2018, 02:02:54 AM »
Well,  he couldn't have gotten any worse...  Honestly that inane cape and collar that looked like something out of a warner brothers or Hanna barbara cartoon made it impossible for his Dracula not to be the worst.
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« Reply #23 on: October 16, 2018, 08:11:21 AM »
I quite enjoyed VAMPIRE'S KISS!   BounceGiggle

Now, VAMPIRE HOOKERS and BLOOD OF DRACULA'S CASTLE are awful!

And BLOOD OF DRACULA is great. The vampire version of those I WAS A TEENAGE-movies of the 50's!
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« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2018, 01:23:14 PM »
Quote from: Trevor on October 15, 2018, 06:31:58 AM
Claws mentioned Dracula 3000, Rise Bloodhunter and Pale Blood - I agree with those, especially the last one which is really weird.  Buggedout

Pale Blood had an interesting twist but the execution was rather dull. I've actually added Sybil Danning to the IMDb Pale Blood page ages ago. She has a three second cameo in the film.
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« Reply #25 on: October 17, 2018, 06:52:52 PM »
there was a something weird video that featured a very not terrifying guy in a Dracula costume I can't remember what it was
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« Reply #26 on: October 17, 2018, 09:40:25 PM »
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2018, 01:13:38 PM
Vampire Hookers (1978)

I may have to see this for academic purposes though I imagine I will be disappointed. 

Bloodrayne movies anyone?

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« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2018, 03:01:21 AM »
I sort of kind of enjoyed the first Bloodrayne movie in a oh my god this is terrible way.
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« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2018, 08:57:28 AM »
Quote from: lester1/2jr on October 17, 2018, 06:52:52 PM
there was a something weird video that featured a very not terrifying guy in a Dracula costume I can't remember what it was


That could be either DRACULA -the DIRTY OLD MAN (1969) or GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO COUNT DRACULA? (1971)
And yes- both are worse than anything on this thread.

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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2018, 01:01:58 PM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 15, 2018, 07:22:31 AM
Ever seen Nic Cage as a vampire? Waaaaay worse.


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