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« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2018, 02:52:10 PM »
Quote from: Couchtr26 on October 17, 2018, 09:40:25 PM
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2018, 01:13:38 PM
Vampire Hookers (1978)

I may have to see this for academic purposes though I imagine I will be disappointed.  





There is no any reason to watch this even for academic reasons.
Nothing is worthwhile here. It's like horny 16 year old boys tried to do an episode of Charlie's Angels- except with vampires.
Of course I owned it for a few years (it got lost in a move somewhere).
It's about some Navy guys in the Philipines (where this was filmed) on leave being seduced by vampire hookers (no nudity is shown) while John Carradine is the 'Dracula' behind it all.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2018, 11:07:46 PM »
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2018, 01:13:38 PM
Pale Blood (1990)

Why can't I shut my mouth?  On Comet now and because it got mentioned I can't look away.  It is like a very boring car accident.
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« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2018, 11:10:45 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 18, 2018, 02:52:10 PM
Quote from: Couchtr26 on October 17, 2018, 09:40:25 PM
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2018, 01:13:38 PM
Vampire Hookers (1978)

I may have to see this for academic purposes though I imagine I will be disappointed.  





There is no any reason to watch this even for academic reasons.
Nothing is worthwhile here. It's like horny 16 year old boys tried to do an episode of Charlie's Angels- except with vampires.
Of course I owned it for a few years (it got lost in a move somewhere).
It's about some Navy guys in the Philipines (where this was filmed) on leave being seduced by vampire hookers (no nudity is shown) while John Carradine is the 'Dracula' behind it all.


In the Philippines???? Damn, I'm having flashbacks of some bad southeast Asia horror movies in those Mill Creek sets. Though to be fair, I can't resist laughing at Robo Vampires.  Scene in the church where woman jumps out the window and stunt double is a Filipino guy in a blonde wig.
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« Reply #33 on: October 21, 2018, 03:33:31 AM »
Quote from: Couchtr26 on October 17, 2018, 09:40:25 PM
Quote from: claws on October 14, 2018, 01:13:38 PM
Vampire Hookers (1978)

I may have to see this for academic purposes though I imagine I will be disappointed. 

Bloodrayne movies anyone?



Using the term 'movie' very loosely there is also the soft erotic (very soft) Emmanuelle vs Dracula of 2004.

I found the first Bloodrayne oddly fascinating, also because the cast is improbably good for the movie. I'm still wondering how they got Ben Kingsley on board.
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« Reply #34 on: October 21, 2018, 07:08:44 AM »
I took a guess that he had to make the last morgage payment on his house. Either that or he was very drunk when he signed up to it.

Or they literally held a gun to his head.
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« Reply #35 on: October 21, 2018, 07:18:12 AM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on October 21, 2018, 07:08:44 AM
I took a guess that he had to make the last morgage payment on his house. Either that or he was very drunk when he signed up to it.

Or they literally held a gun to his head.

I always wondered why Donald Pleasance was in PUMAMAN.
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« Reply #36 on: October 21, 2018, 08:07:06 AM »
That is one I have never heard of, but am now going to have to look up a copy of.
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« Reply #37 on: October 21, 2018, 08:19:09 PM »
I submit a new contender
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« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2018, 12:59:20 AM »
Quote from: bob on October 21, 2018, 08:19:09 PM
I submit a new contender



you may have just won this thread....

BTW, how can we forget the incredibly horribly badness of "Dracula vs Frankenstein", which managed to be an incredibly bad dracula and frankenstein movie at the same time? What a go getter!

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1043589_dracula_vs_frankenstein
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