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« on: November 02, 2018, 04:57:31 PM »


The Lesbians from Mars believed their luminous dildo helmets would attract human women to aid them in their invasion of earth.
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« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2018, 05:43:09 PM »
Invasion of the Lite Brite Women
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2018, 11:54:29 AM »


The new proposed First Order Stormtrooper armor.
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2018, 12:19:32 PM »
The lien invasion was going as planned until a very astute  observer deduced the invaders had an irrational and overwhelming terror of the dark.  Once a sonic device was created that produced a note which shattered their helmet light arrays during a night battle the war was won.
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2018, 12:35:33 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on November 03, 2018, 11:54:29 AM


While the armor was superior, the sconce ray couldn't hold a candle to the Zippo Windproof ray!
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2018, 04:47:08 PM »
Meanwhile Captain James T. Kirk is looking at the weapon the lady is holding with covetous desire.
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2018, 03:38:41 PM »
Still better armor than a stormtrooper...
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