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« on: November 20, 2018, 10:58:53 AM »
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Meet Nicholas Anthony Sardo.

The 21-year-old Floridian was arrested yesterday for allegedly having sex on multiple occasions with a miniature male pony named “Jackie G.”

According to cops, a witness last month spotted Sardo having sex with the horse  “in a pasture on a family member’s property” in Marion County. A second witness told investigators that she, too, saw the illicit act and confronted Sardo, who admitted having sex with “Jackie G.”

Police say that Sardo admitted to having sex with the horse on four occasions. Each time he used a condom “because he didn’t want to get a disease from the horse,” cops noted.


At least he used protection. (ducks)
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2018, 11:16:05 AM »
Come on, he was just horsing around!
Hopefully he didn't come down with a case of the trots.
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2018, 02:54:35 PM »
Guess he'll have to pony up a hefty fine..
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2018, 01:34:38 AM »
If a human has see with an animal and gives it a disease he should be charges with cruelty to animals.
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2018, 02:19:15 AM »
Neigh, this story has got to be false  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2018, 09:35:25 AM »
Quote from: sprite75 on November 20, 2018, 10:58:53 AM

Police say that Sardo admitted to having sex with the horse on four occasions. Each time he used a condom “because he didn’t want to get a disease from the horse,” cops noted.

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I'm not sure that would be my mane concern.
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2018, 10:34:20 AM »
The guy now says he is not filly-ing well at all.  He probably caught a colt.
He should quit stallion and go to the doctor!
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2018, 01:37:41 AM »
Quote from: indianasmith on November 21, 2018, 10:34:20 AM
The guy now says he is not filly-ing well at all.  He probably caught a colt.
He should quit stallion and go to the doctor!

*Groan* and I thought my puns were bad. Wink
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