THINGS you hate!

[Trevor]

Movies like these:







And many others like them.

While their anti-apartheid stance is very laudable, they are made by foreign filmmakers and South Africans should tell their own stories.

[Svengoolie 3]

Toilets that don't  flush worth a damn.

Tv shows where people are supposedly clawed to death  and their clothes are shredded but not one damn drop of blood is in sight.

The fact that the UFO series lasted one season.

The fact the BBC won't reboot blake's 7.

Badly written SF novels.

Asylum movies.

Farts that just slowly dribble out over time instead of  coming out in one sharp blast like they should.

Dental problems. (I am thankful for my dentist.)

Cable outages.

[RCMerchant]

Cheap cigarette lighters that  take a s**t after about a week. Then in the middle of the night you have to run back and forth to the kitchen to to light a smoke off the stove. Or worse, have to use a tooth pick off the stove to smoke a bowl.

[ER]

Night terrors. Cheez-its. Repeatedly biting the same place on my tongue. "Guesstimate." Hunters trespassing on my land. This second death of Geoff Peterson. Eastenders' theme. Seeing lipstick on someone's teeth. Smelly people. Dogs dressed in outfits. Easily offended people. Bris-crashers. Most super hero movies. Amanda f**king Palmer. Charcoal-flavored gum.  When someone puts pop-rocks up my nose. The current crop of late-night tv talk shows. Ohio's flag. Stainless steel knives. Finding kleenexes left in someone's pocket when I'm doing laundry. Low blood sugar. My mother in law's inexaustible supply of silly euphemisms. Dogs' brief life spans. Lists that go on too long.

[ER]

And oh yeah: hate.

[sprite75]

When people at work put paper that has been printed on one side back in the printer to be reused.  It's one thing to do it at home if you know something is not important, but goddammit I hate it when people do it at work.  With the people who did that it was not about being environmentally aware or any of that.  It's just to put a thumb in someone else's eye.  I had stuff to print out and distribute that I couldn't do because some a***ole put used paper back in the printer, then I had to go and reprint it again, using twice as much paper as I did otherwise.

Another thing that irritates the f**k out of me is when people drive down a goddamn acceleration lane at 25 mph and don't speed up until they're already on the f**king highway.  It's called an acceleration lane for a f**king reason and people should be going the goddamn speed limit by the time they hit the highway.

[LilCerberus]

robocallers

For a couple of months, the call forwarding & simultaneous ring doo dad I got with fios digital voice so that people wouldn't miss me started cutting off ALL my calls on the first ring, so I turned all that crap off on Monday, and now people keep calling me in the morning while I'm sleeping!

 

[LilCerberus]

ptsd attacks
I hate my life.

[LilCerberus]

jobs sites that send me a hundred different ads & openings for everything BUT what I can do...

[LilCerberus]

online job applications
I swear, those things NEVER let me advance past the second page!

[ER]

Mild wasabi.... Heated swimming pools.... Walking face-first into a spiderweb.... Careless typos.... When my husband makes me mad on purpose, and why he does it.... Chewing gum.... Bad grammar.... Ax body spray.... Watching people eat.... The NRA.... Being forced to accept the limitations of my knowledge vis a vis The Big Questions.... Bad drivers.... Passing by the gym where my favorite bookstore used to be.... Memorial parks.... Waiting a year or two between cable TV seasons.... Egg drop soup.... The modern Labour Party.... Wasted time.... The way deer hunters try to look so scowling and badass in pictures of them standing above the dead herbivore they ambushed..... The smell of toad pee.... Humidity.... The part in Charlotte's Web when Charlotte dies.... Practically getting molested during every waxing session.... Gnats.... The attitudes of many Irish-Americans..... Clay court tennis.... PBS these days.... Some things I've done for my employer..... Murphy Brown.... Also Murphy Brown.... Nosy soccer moms..... When reality show contestants announce they're not there to "make friends"..... Aggressive vendors in malls..... The smell of burning hair.... Mole traps..... Seeing teeth lying in the open in a cremains scattering garden..... Indoor shooting ranges.... PTO.... Rampant curtailing of free speech.... When my cousin Dana forces me to admit she's been right in almost every prediction she's ever made about my life.... Going to morning Mass in Ireland.... People opening their phones during a movie.... French fries.... Sweet pickles.... Abbreviations in texting.... The Xbox-PS feud.... Wheel of Fortune.... Talking to someone who is wearing dark sunglasses.... The Silence of the Lambs.... And Zest soap, which turns to slime after about two uses!

[RCMerchant]

I don't really hate a lot of things.Cell phones, loose teeth, stepping barefoot in dog s**t.
My LIGHTER! taking a s**t! 

[RCMerchant]

When I wake up in the morning looking for my glasses...except they're on my face. 
I don't hate it so much as it just makes me realize how much of a dumb f**k I really am.

[LilCerberus]

That sore throat I have for the rest of the day after shouting back at the creatures in my PTSD...

[ER]

ptsd attacks
I hate my life.

I hope things soon get better for you.