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Svengoolie 3
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« on: December 06, 2018, 07:31:53 AM »

1. Start every sentence with "Fool!".  "Fool!  I take coffee black,  not au lait! "
2.Say "shall" instead "will".  "Fool! I shall prevail! "
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2018, 05:19:52 PM »

Never, ever, explain your plan to the hero. Just shoot him in the face. Double tap for preference.

Your ultimate weapon should never have any kind of self-destruct mechanism.
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2018, 06:03:32 PM »

Your bases ventilation shafts should be too small to crawl thru. If they must be larger install motion detectors and have a trusted minion monitor them at all times.

pay and treat minions well to keep them from hating you.
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« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2018, 06:22:42 PM »

Kill your father.

"Yes, yes, I killed your father.  What is it with you women anyway?  I killed my father too, but you don't hear me whining about it!"-- M. Bison
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