Things you just don't "get."

[RCMerchant]

Japanese cartoons with octopi raping schoolgirls. WTF audiance are they trying to reach here?

[El Misfit]

Japanese cartoons with octopi raping schoolgirls. WTF audiance are they trying to reach here?

Way to get around showing dicks in Japan. In Japan the porn industry is forced to blur out genitalia due to rules, so the animators use tentacles since they can be used as dicks without being dicks.

[RCMerchant]

Japanese cartoons with octopi raping schoolgirls. WTF audiance are they trying to reach here?

Way to get around showing dicks in Japan. In Japan the porn industry is forced to blur out genitalia due to rules, so the animators use tentacles since they can be used as dicks without being dicks.

Well, It ain't working! Not for me! WTF? Is this supposed to give you a hard one? Ain't that the point of porn? Jerk off s**t? This really ain't s**t I wanna jerk off to. I watch porn- but this ain't porn. It's a f**king cartoon ! An octopus raping a a girl cartoon! WTF?  Mebbe I'm weird like that, but I don't think so.



And please don't tell me this is "art". It's fanboy porn. If you like it, fine. But man up to it.
Or actually have sex with a real human being. Even if it's a cheap blowjob from a hooker. If your jerking off to cartoons- you really need to get a life.

[Svengoolie 3]

I may be Kinky but tentacle rape is completely out of my comfort zone.  I do not like that excrement at all. Most Japanese hentai has little appeal to me.  Japan is a very sexist country and has a strong mysognist streak.

When I see tentacles heading towards lady parts I stop watching at once.

And don't throw my kinky prefs at me, no tentacles allowed in my zone. Things that things that vibrate ,  yes, tentacles,  @#$%  NO!!!

[Svengoolie 3]

Netflix.

Seriously, damn near every time I want to see a movie and look for it I get a long list of movies related to whatever I want to see.

DAMMIT I DON'T WANT TO SEE A MOVIE "RELATED" TO A MOVIE I WANNA SEE,  I WANNA SEE THE MOVIE I WANNA SEE!!!

[Gabriel Knight]

Japanese cartoons with octopi raping schoolgirls. WTF audiance are they trying to reach here?

Way to get around showing dicks in Japan. In Japan the porn industry is forced to blur out genitalia due to rules, so the animators use tentacles since they can be used as dicks without being dicks.

Well, It ain't working! Not for me! WTF? Is this supposed to give you a hard one? Ain't that the point of porn? Jerk off s**t? This really ain't s**t I wanna jerk off to. I watch porn- but this ain't porn. It's a f**king cartoon ! An octopus raping a a girl cartoon! WTF?  Mebbe I'm weird like that, but I don't think so.



And please don't tell me this is "art". It's fanboy porn. If you like it, fine. But man up to it.
Or actually have sex with a real human being. Even if it's a cheap blowjob from a hooker. If your jerking off to cartoons- you really need to get a life.

Honestly, whit the insane amount of fetishes people go off nowadays on the Internet, tentacles are the least weird. I mean, have you ever seen "inflated porn"? It makes you wish for Apocalypse.

[RCMerchant]

^ I am not sure what that means, no. I really don't watch a lot of porn anyway. 'm a 56 year old married man, who's happy just to have a wife. I don't give a f**k about porn...unless I'm real horny in the middle of the day and for some f**king reason I feel like jerking off. Than I may want to see porn. OR! I just do what I did when I was a kid- I just jerk off and get it out of my systym and go on with my life.
I have sex . I f**k. It's nice! BUT- It doesn't f**king motivate me to do anything or convince me about anything. It's just blowing a f**king nut.

[Svengoolie 3]

Bela....
Lugosi....
Spanking...
His....
Monkey.

Thanks for that image,  RCM. I'll be in the shower for a while...

[316zombie]

i don't get why i keep getting "preapproved" loan offers in the mail and on the phone. we declared bankruptcy 6 years ago and our house was sold at foreclosure auction 2 weeks ago. why on this earth would i want a LOAN???

[RCMerchant]

Bela....
Lugosi....
Spanking...
His....
Monkey.

Thanks for that image,  RCM. I'll be in the shower for a while...

Yer welcome. It's my job. It's what I do.

[Svengoolie 3]

i don't get why i keep getting "preapproved" loan offers in the mail and on the phone. we declared bankruptcy 6 years ago and our house was sold at foreclosure auction 2 weeks ago. why on this earth would i want a LOAN???

Because corporations are sending out blanket mass invitations to scams hoping to  trap fools they can suck dry.

[RCMerchant]

i don't get why i keep getting "preapproved" loan offers in the mail and on the phone. we declared bankruptcy 6 years ago and our house was sold at foreclosure auction 2 weeks ago. why on this earth would i want a LOAN???

Ask them if someone f**ked you in the ass if you want to bend over.

[316zombie]

hey ronny? i don't know WTF your problem is lately, but YOU just drove me away from here until you calm down. see you around.

[Svengoolie 3]

Chef zombie, I was not saying you we're a sucker,  I was saying you we're too smart to fall for it,  I wasn't ripping on you. Also I think RCM meant you should let them know that you know they're out to screw you over. I think he was saying they wanted to scree you and you weren't sending over for it.

Waitaminute!  I'm being the calm voice of reason here playing the peacemaker? Whoah, this is weird... Must be in one of those places between my manic and depressive cycles.

[Svengoolie 3]

Where the hell does america get off on telling Iran it can't sell itcs oil and other countries can't buy it?  What right does america think it has telling other  countries what to do?