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« Reply #615 on: September 13, 2019, 08:46:01 AM »

Caffeine in shampoo.

I JUST bought a new bottle of shampoo/conditioner and was picking one out. I looked at a bottle and saw it boasted containing caffeine.

Caffeine. In shampoo.

Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute.

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« Reply #616 on: September 13, 2019, 10:48:15 AM »

Why would anyone tease a dog sitting on a porch? I mean, this old dog has been sitting on that porch for a long time. Long before your dumb ass staggered into his life and f**ked with him! Why would anyone do that. I seen morons do it. Leave the damn dog alone, dickhead! I hope he bites you!
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« Reply #617 on: September 13, 2019, 11:02:20 AM »

Why would anyone tease a dog sitting on a porch? I mean, this old dog has been sitting on that porch for a long time. Long before your dumb ass staggered into his life and f**ked with him! Why would anyone do that. I seen morons do it. Leave the damn dog alone, dickhead! I hope he bites you!

I love dogs.  If you love dogs you get to know them.  Dogs let you know right away if they want to be friends.  Don't poke the bear!  
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« Reply #618 on: September 13, 2019, 02:16:24 PM »

Why would anyone tease a dog sitting on a porch? I mean, this old dog has been sitting on that porch for a long time. Long before your dumb ass staggered into his life and f**ked with him! Why would anyone do that. I seen morons do it. Leave the damn dog alone, dickhead! I hope he bites you!

I love dogs.  If you love dogs you get to know them.  Dogs let you know right away if they want to be friends.  Don't poke the bear!  


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« Reply #619 on: September 13, 2019, 02:22:12 PM »

These expensive elaborate vacuum cleaners with the sphere joints, rotating swivel handles, twisting and turning  action,  etc. that cost like the national product of Bolivia to buy.

I just bought a new vacuum cleaner and got a wel reviewed one with a solid reputation and  a name brand for just under 50$. It doesn't have a sphere or a swivelpivot. It also doesn't have a multi year  installment plan.

If I buy  a vacuum I want a machine to quickly and easily clean up my place with, not a dance partner.
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« Reply #620 on: September 13, 2019, 04:22:39 PM »

Speaking of vacuums if anyone needs a cheap,  powerful,  effective one that  will get deep dust and pet hair out of a carpet I can honestly recommend a Bissell powerforce helix model 1700.

Obviously I can't say if it has long term endurance, and as light as it feels i'm not sure how many years you'll get out of it but they don't really make anything to last long term these days.

Be careful with carpets that have  those fringes at the edges as this can't shut off it's brush an it will tangle  up in them.

https://homevacuumzone.com/bissell-powerforce-helix-review/
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« Reply #621 on: September 16, 2019, 03:21:57 PM »

Why Yahoo's weather app shows me the temperature and precipitation chance right now, and what it's projected to be every hour... starting five hours from now? What if I want to know what the weather will be like in two hours?
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« Reply #622 on: September 24, 2019, 02:31:13 AM »

Movie scenes in reverse, uploaded to social media and mostly youtube. I don't get this at all. What's the point of doing this?
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« Reply #623 on: September 24, 2019, 12:50:06 PM »

Movie scenes in reverse, uploaded to social media and mostly youtube. I don't get this at all. What's the point of doing this?
To get by the copyright bots.
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yeah no.
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« Reply #624 on: September 24, 2019, 03:45:40 PM »

Followup: thast vacuum I mentioned earlier doesn't have HEPA filters so if you have asthma you might want to wear a filter mask while using it and let the room air out afterwards. Still a great vacuum tho. If yoiunhve asthma you might want to also consider moving up to the  next higher model in this series. A little more expensive but breathing OK is worth it.
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« Reply #625 on: September 24, 2019, 06:30:48 PM »

I don't get how people are upset that a violent film rated R will affect their young children. If only there was a movie rating system to help flesh this out.
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« Reply #626 on: September 26, 2019, 08:01:09 PM »

The internet.

We pay a huge amount a month for it, and itcs full of ads,  Ads,  ADS!!!

A constant stream of intrusive,  invasive,  abusive ads everywhere,  on every site. Ads ads ads!!!

If wecre laying for he net why are we being constantly assaulted by barrages  of ads? If the ads make money why are we paying for the net?
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« Reply #627 on: September 26, 2019, 10:30:23 PM »

The internet.

We pay a huge amount a month for it, and itcs full of ads,  Ads,  ADS!!!

A constant stream of intrusive,  invasive,  abusive ads everywhere,  on every site. Ads ads ads!!!

If wecre laying for he net why are we being constantly assaulted by barrages  of ads? If the ads make money why are we paying for the net?

The access to the internet is what you pay for, not the websites themselves. If the ads are that bad then get an adblocker or two.
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« Reply #628 on: September 26, 2019, 10:50:57 PM »

The internet.

We pay a huge amount a month for it, and itcs full of ads,  Ads,  ADS!!!

A constant stream of intrusive,  invasive,  abusive ads everywhere,  on every site. Ads ads ads!!!

If wecre laying for he net why are we being constantly assaulted by barrages  of ads? If the ads make money why are we paying for the net?

The access to the internet is what you pay for, not the websites themselves. If the ads are that bad then get an adblocker or two.

"Oops! We see you're  using an ad blocker! Please shut it off to proceed.
                                               OK. "
     
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« Reply #629 on: September 27, 2019, 02:22:30 AM »

Movie scenes in reverse, uploaded to social media and mostly youtube. I don't get this at all. What's the point of doing this?
To get by the copyright bots.

Oh wow ok. It's still silly no matter what.
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