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LilCerberus
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« Reply #375 on: June 09, 2019, 03:51:10 PM »

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« Reply #376 on: June 29, 2019, 01:54:26 PM »

How the Nazis recovered from The Weimar Republic....
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« Reply #377 on: June 29, 2019, 01:57:03 PM »

Why is it, guitars are the only musical instrument that has tab sheets, whereas everything else, you hafta learn to read music?
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« Reply #378 on: June 29, 2019, 05:44:58 PM »

Piercings on every part of your body!
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« Reply #379 on: June 29, 2019, 07:48:05 PM »

Why so many people  aren't  into bondage.
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« Reply #380 on: June 30, 2019, 12:46:08 PM »

why the jackrabbit is so fascinated with my garden pig. he stares in its eyes for minutes at a time. maybe he's just being neighborly...
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« Reply #381 on: June 30, 2019, 08:23:05 PM »

why the jackrabbit is so fascinated with my garden pig. he stares in its eyes for minutes at a time. maybe he's just being neighborly...

The jackrabbit is a statue someone out in your yard to mess with you.
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« Reply #382 on: June 30, 2019, 08:29:51 PM »

Why do I just get better looking the older I get?  Wink
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« Reply #383 on: June 30, 2019, 08:58:02 PM »

Why do I just get better looking the older I get?  Wink

Are you still drinking to excess or did you get a disco mirror?
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« Reply #384 on: June 30, 2019, 09:05:11 PM »

Why do I just get better looking the older I get?  Wink

Are you still drinking to excess or did you get a disco mirror?

First one.  Drink
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« Reply #385 on: June 30, 2019, 11:56:08 PM »

'modern memes'

too geeky with references I have no clue about.

Now get off my lawn  TeddyR
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« Reply #386 on: July 01, 2019, 01:45:34 PM »

why the jackrabbit is so fascinated with my garden pig. he stares in its eyes for minutes at a time. maybe he's just being neighborly...

The jackrabbit is a statue someone out in your yard to mess with you.

nope. statues rarely terrorize the german sheperd next door. the jackrabbit thrives on it.
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« Reply #387 on: July 04, 2019, 03:25:46 AM »

The Erotic appeal  of snakes. I'm watching a movie called "devils of darkness" that has a good looking scantilky clad woman doing an "Erotic" dance with a large snake.

Guys,  WTF is this thing with women dancing with large snakes?!?!  Honestly is there anything less sexually arousing than a large,  cold blooded,  limbless reptile thast swallows animals whole and is often equipped with fangs in it's  mouth?

To me a snake has all the sex appeal of a toxic waste dump,  with the added aspect that a toxic waste dump can't move and come after you of its own will,  sneak into your house,  etc.  The larger the snake the more the repulsion grows.

I dunno, maybe it's  a christian thing,  the whole eve and the snake forbidden fruit thing.  That's  all I can guess. The forbidden has an appeal all its  own.

 But i think it might predate Christianity so it's  maybe not  a christian thing. Is it some sort of neurological hardwiring issue? A phallic image thing?   If so my wiring sure as hell isn't laid out that way.

Edit. Yeah, looks like snakes having"Erotic" (Eeeeyeeewww!) context predates Christianity by a long shot, so it's  not  that. If there is an Erotic appeal to snakes in some people freaks it might even explain the image of  the serpent tempting eve.

But whatever it is and wherever it came from I sure don't have it or get it.




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« Reply #388 on: July 04, 2019, 09:31:32 AM »

How the Nazis recovered from The Weimar Republic....

By killing people!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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Bela
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« Reply #389 on: July 04, 2019, 09:36:07 AM »

The Erotic appeal  of snakes. I'm watching a movie called "devils of darkness" that has a good looking scantilky clad woman doing an "Erotic" dance with a large snake.

Guys,  WTF is this thing with women dancing with large snakes?!?!  Honestly is there anything less sexually arousing than a large,  cold blooded,  limbless reptile thast swallows animals whole and is often equipped with fangs in it's  mouth?

To me a snake has all the sex appeal of a toxic waste dump,  with the added aspect that a toxic waste dump can't move and come after you of its own will,  sneak into your house,  etc.  The larger the snake the more the repulsion grows.

I dunno, maybe it's  a christian thing,  the whole eve and the snake forbidden fruit thing.  That's  all I can guess. The forbidden has an appeal all its  own.

 But i think it might predate Christianity so it's  maybe not  a christian thing. Is it some sort of neurological hardwiring issue? A phallic image thing?   If so my wiring sure as hell isn't laid out that way.

Edit. Yeah, looks like snakes having"Erotic" (Eeeeyeeewww!) context predates Christianity by a long shot, so it's  not  that. If there is an Erotic appeal to snakes in some people freaks it might even explain the image of  the serpent tempting eve.

But whatever it is and wherever it came from I sure don't have it or get it.






You have said you like bondage. WTF is up with that? What is the appeal of being tied up? Or Tying someone else up? You can't f**k without tying someone up? That creeps me out more than snakes! What I'm trying to say is what is erotic to some is not to others. Some folks get a hard on from f**king shoes! As long as they ain't murdering people and jerking off on they're shoes-f**k man! Go for it!
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
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