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Svengoolie 3
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« on: January 18, 2019, 03:31:58 PM »

Share your favorite personal riffs on bad movies.

Frankenstein meets the space monster.  When the Evil Dr. Nadir is explaining conditions on mars after a global nuclear war.

"The lucky ones are dead."
 Me: "Is he talking about the audience? "

" Of the rest,  some will go mad.  The others will slowly rot away and die in gradual agony "
Me: "He's  definitely talking about the audience.  "
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2019, 12:31:18 PM »


[B-movie actress is hospitalized and being questioned by a detective about her traumatic alien rape]

"I can't remember..."

Me: My next line!

"I can't remember!"

Me: My next line!

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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2019, 03:03:22 PM »

Gappa the Triphibian is so predictable, it just come so naturally....

The camera pans past a silent radio

A guy fishing sees lights in the water
ME: Hey, you caught a Buick.

A party scene right before Gappa's parents show up
ME: Who is strangling the cat?

Gappa's parents poke their heads out of the water
ME: Alright! Let's go step on something!

I could go on & on, but you really need to see it for yourselves.

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El Misfit
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Hi there!

« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2019, 12:16:16 AM »

In Manos, when the father goes after the dog and finds it dead:
"Well there goes the talent."

yeah no.
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